Invader Zim Quote

[After Tak finishes explaining her past]
Zim: Yes, yes, so you blame me for your horrible life, blah, blah, blah, BIG DEAL!
Tak: This is about taking your mission, Zim, not revenge!
Zim: You're after revenge?!
Tak: NOOOOOO! It's not about revenge! It's about taking what's rightfully mine. I should have been an invader! I should have been part of the Great Assigning! I shouldn't HAVE to be stealing THIS planet from YOU!
Zim: [pause] YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!!
Tak: NOOOOOOO!!!! Listen to me. Listen...carefully!
Zim: Hm? Hm? Hmmmmmm?
Tak: I'm a better invader than you could ever be. I blend in perfectly. The plan I have in store for this nasty rock will so impress the Tallest that they'll have no choice but to make me an invader.
Zim: WHAT IS THIS-- [lowers his tone] And what is this plan?
Tak: [laughs softly]
Zim: Yeah, yeah, I'm a master of comedy. Now tell me this plan!
Tak: Part One involves crippling your base, so that you could only watch... AS I RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!
[She unleashes nanites that consume Zim's base]
Zim: [horrified] MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!!
Tak: Part Two is--
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tak: [irritated] Part Two is--
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tak: Part Two is--
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tak: Part--
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tak: Okay, I'm--
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tak: Okay, I'm leaving now.
Zim: [calmly] But you didn't tell me your plan.

TV Show: Invader Zim

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