Instinct Quotes

Nick: Writing a book about it gives you an alibi for not killing him.
Catherine: Yes it does, doesn't it?

Movie: Instinct
Judge Skanky: How does the jury find the defendant on the count of murder?
Judge Ben Arugula: Not guilty.
Judge Skanky: On the count of conspiracy?
Judge Ben Arugula: Not guilty.
Judge Skanky: On the Count of Monte Cristo?
Judge Ben Arugula: Not guilty.

Movie: Instinct
Max Shady: I'm gonna put these two fingers in his eyes, this finger in his mouth, and use his head for a friggin' bowling ball!
Prison Reporter: Are you a good bowler Mr. Shady?
Prison Reporter: How would you handle a 7-10 split?

Movie: Instinct
Nick: Are you a pro?
Catherine: No, I'm an amateur.

Movie: Instinct
[Nick just had rough sex with Beth]
Beth Garner: You've never been like that before. Why?
Nick: You tell me, you're the shrink.
Beth Garner: You weren't making love to me!
Nick: Well, who was I making love to?
Beth Garner: You weren't making love at all.

Movie: Instinct