Inside Out Quotes
[Anger has just gotten an idea to make Riley happy again] Anger: Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE! [He goes over to the shelf and browses for a second before grabbing an idea bulb]
Anger: AH-HA! Ho ho ho!
Fear: What is it?
Anger: Oh nothing. Just the best idea ever!
Disgust: What?
Anger: All the good core memories were made in Minnesota. Ergo, we go back to Minnesota and make more. TA DA!
Fear: Wait wait wait, you're saying we... run away?
Anger: Well, I wouldn't call it that, I'd call it the Happy Core Memory Development Program!
Fear: You can't be serious!
Anger: Hey! Our life was perfect until Mom and Dad decided to move to... San Fran-Stinktown!
Fear: But... But I mean, it's just so drastic...
Anger: Need I remind you of how great things were there? [Anger walks over to the console and begins typing to call up a memory]
Anger: Our room... Our backyard... Our friends! [a memory comes up. It is the TripleDent Gum commercial. Its annoying jingle begins to play]
Anger: DID I ASK FOR THE GUM COMMERCIAL? [Anger slams down on the console, ending the memory's playback abruptly]
Anger: Anyway, it was better, that's my point.
Anger: AH-HA! Ho ho ho!
Fear: What is it?
Anger: Oh nothing. Just the best idea ever!
Disgust: What?
Anger: All the good core memories were made in Minnesota. Ergo, we go back to Minnesota and make more. TA DA!
Fear: Wait wait wait, you're saying we... run away?
Anger: Well, I wouldn't call it that, I'd call it the Happy Core Memory Development Program!
Fear: You can't be serious!
Anger: Hey! Our life was perfect until Mom and Dad decided to move to... San Fran-Stinktown!
Fear: But... But I mean, it's just so drastic...
Anger: Need I remind you of how great things were there? [Anger walks over to the console and begins typing to call up a memory]
Anger: Our room... Our backyard... Our friends! [a memory comes up. It is the TripleDent Gum commercial. Its annoying jingle begins to play]
Anger: DID I ASK FOR THE GUM COMMERCIAL? [Anger slams down on the console, ending the memory's playback abruptly]
Anger: Anyway, it was better, that's my point.
Movie: Inside Out
[Joy begins the new day by waking up all the emotions with an accordion] Joy: Hello! Did I wake you?
Anger: Did you have to play that?
Joy: Well, I have to practice. And I don't think of it as playing so much as hugging. [Joy lovingly hugs the accordion before tossing it away. She rushes down the stairs in excitement]
Joy: Okay, first day of school! Very, very exciting! I was up late last night figuring out a new plan. Here it is. [Fear walks by writing on a notepad]
Joy: Fear! I need a list of all the possible negative outcomes on the first day at a new school.
Fear: Way ahead of you there. Does anyone know how to spell meteor? [Disgust walks by putting on makeup]
Joy: Disgust! Make sure Riley stands out today... but also blends in.
Disgust: When I'm through, Riley will look so good the other kids will look at their own outfits and barf.
Joy: Joy! [Joy steps aside and begins to talk to herself]
Joy: Yes, Joy?
Joy: You'll be in charge of the console, keeping Riley happy all day long. And may I add I love your dress, it's adorable. [Joy begins to happily twirl around]
Joy: Oh, This ol' thing? Thank you so much, I love the way it twirls...
Anger: Did you have to play that?
Joy: Well, I have to practice. And I don't think of it as playing so much as hugging. [Joy lovingly hugs the accordion before tossing it away. She rushes down the stairs in excitement]
Joy: Okay, first day of school! Very, very exciting! I was up late last night figuring out a new plan. Here it is. [Fear walks by writing on a notepad]
Joy: Fear! I need a list of all the possible negative outcomes on the first day at a new school.
Fear: Way ahead of you there. Does anyone know how to spell meteor? [Disgust walks by putting on makeup]
Joy: Disgust! Make sure Riley stands out today... but also blends in.
Disgust: When I'm through, Riley will look so good the other kids will look at their own outfits and barf.
Joy: Joy! [Joy steps aside and begins to talk to herself]
Joy: Yes, Joy?
Joy: You'll be in charge of the console, keeping Riley happy all day long. And may I add I love your dress, it's adorable. [Joy begins to happily twirl around]
Joy: Oh, This ol' thing? Thank you so much, I love the way it twirls...
Movie: Inside Out
Joy: Hey! Hey, look at me. Did you mean what you said before?
Riley's Imaginary Boyfriend: I would die for Riley. I would die for Riley.
Joy: Yeah, yeah, okay, haircut. Time to prove it! [stuffs him in a bag]
Riley's Imaginary Boyfriend: I would die for Riley. I would die for Riley.
Joy: Yeah, yeah, okay, haircut. Time to prove it! [stuffs him in a bag]
Movie: Inside Out
[Riley's Mind World has expanded] Fear: Hey, I'm liking this new view.
Anger: Friendship Island has expanded. Glad they finally opened that Friendly Argument section.
Sadness: I like Tragic Vampire Romance Island.
Disgust: Fashion Island? Oh, everyone shut up.
Fear: Boy Band Island? Hope that's just a phase.
Joy: Say what you want, I think it's all beautiful.
Fritz: All right. Here you go. Your new expanded console is up and runnin'.
Disgust: Cool! Upgrade!
Fear: Hey! [Fear touches a button for censoring]
Fear: Whoops, wait. Did I just do that?
Disgust: Hey, guys? What's pub-er-ty?
Joy: I don't know. It's probably not important.
Anger: Whoa, I have access to the entire curse word library! This new console is the - -! [Fear censors the curse word Anger said]
Fear: Sorry. I did it again. My bad.
Anger: Friendship Island has expanded. Glad they finally opened that Friendly Argument section.
Sadness: I like Tragic Vampire Romance Island.
Disgust: Fashion Island? Oh, everyone shut up.
Fear: Boy Band Island? Hope that's just a phase.
Joy: Say what you want, I think it's all beautiful.
Fritz: All right. Here you go. Your new expanded console is up and runnin'.
Disgust: Cool! Upgrade!
Fear: Hey! [Fear touches a button for censoring]
Fear: Whoops, wait. Did I just do that?
Disgust: Hey, guys? What's pub-er-ty?
Joy: I don't know. It's probably not important.
Anger: Whoa, I have access to the entire curse word library! This new console is the - -! [Fear censors the curse word Anger said]
Fear: Sorry. I did it again. My bad.
Movie: Inside Out
Anger: This is ridiculous! We can't even get a good night's sleep anymore. Time to take action! [Anger grabs an idea bulb from the shelf]
Anger: Stupid Mom and Dad. If they hadn't moved us, none of this would have happened. Who's with me? [Anger gestures the idea to Fear]
Fear: Um... mmmmmmmmm... Nnnnnnnn... no. [Anger gestures the idea to Disgust]
Disgust: ...Yeah, okay. Let's do it. [Anger puts the idea bulb into the console. Outside, Riley gets the idea and opens up her laptop]
Anger: She took it. There is no turning back.
Disgust: So... how are we going to get to Minnesota from here?
Anger: Well, why don't we go down to the elephant lot and rent an elephant?
Fear: Hey! That sounds nice!
Anger: WE'RE TAKING THE BUS, NITWIT! [Riley is looking up bus information on the San Francisco Greyhound Bus website]
Anger: There is a bus leaving tomorrow. Perfect!
Disgust: A ticket costs money. How do we get money?
Anger: Mom's purse. [Disgust gasps in horror]
Disgust: You wouldn't!
Anger: Oh, but I would. Where was it we saw it last? [Anger recalls a memory of where the purse was. However, the memory of the Triple Dent Gum commercial comes up and its annoying song begins to play. Anger immediately becomes annoyed and slams on the console, startling Fear]
Anger: NO!
Anger: Stupid Mom and Dad. If they hadn't moved us, none of this would have happened. Who's with me? [Anger gestures the idea to Fear]
Fear: Um... mmmmmmmmm... Nnnnnnnn... no. [Anger gestures the idea to Disgust]
Disgust: ...Yeah, okay. Let's do it. [Anger puts the idea bulb into the console. Outside, Riley gets the idea and opens up her laptop]
Anger: She took it. There is no turning back.
Disgust: So... how are we going to get to Minnesota from here?
Anger: Well, why don't we go down to the elephant lot and rent an elephant?
Fear: Hey! That sounds nice!
Anger: WE'RE TAKING THE BUS, NITWIT! [Riley is looking up bus information on the San Francisco Greyhound Bus website]
Anger: There is a bus leaving tomorrow. Perfect!
Disgust: A ticket costs money. How do we get money?
Anger: Mom's purse. [Disgust gasps in horror]
Disgust: You wouldn't!
Anger: Oh, but I would. Where was it we saw it last? [Anger recalls a memory of where the purse was. However, the memory of the Triple Dent Gum commercial comes up and its annoying song begins to play. Anger immediately becomes annoyed and slams on the console, startling Fear]
Anger: NO!
Movie: Inside Out
Anger: [Upon seeing the bumper-to-bumper traffic in San Francisco]These are my kind of people!
Movie: Inside Out
Disgust: Okay, we've got a group of cool girls at 2 o'clock.
Joy: How do you know?
Disgust: Double ears pierced, infinity scarf.
Joy: Whoa, is she wearing eye shadow?
Disgust: Yeah, we wanna be friends with them.
Joy: Let's go talk to them.
Disgust: Are you kidding? We're not talking to them. We want them to like us!
Joy: Oh, yeah. Wait, what?
Joy: How do you know?
Disgust: Double ears pierced, infinity scarf.
Joy: Whoa, is she wearing eye shadow?
Disgust: Yeah, we wanna be friends with them.
Joy: Let's go talk to them.
Disgust: Are you kidding? We're not talking to them. We want them to like us!
Joy: Oh, yeah. Wait, what?
Movie: Inside Out
[last lines] Joy: [narrating]We've been through a lot lately, that's for sure. But we still love our girl. She has great new friends, a great new house. Things couldn't be better. After all, Riley's twelve now. What could happen?
Movie: Inside Out
Mom: Your dad's under a lot of pressure, but if you and I can keep smiling, it would be a big help. We can do that for him. Right?
Movie: Inside Out
Joy: [Looking over the Memory Dump she's about to fall toward]This is a really bad idea! No, Joy. Think positive... [pauses]
Joy: I'm positive this is crazy! [Falls toward a trampoline down below]
Joy: I'm positive this is crazy! [Falls toward a trampoline down below]
Movie: Inside Out
Joy: Sadness! Sadness? Come on, Sadness, where are you? Okay, if I were Sadness, where would I be? [as Sadness]
Joy: Oh, everything is awful, and my legs don't work, and you have to drag me around while I touch all the... [she spots a row of memory orbs that Sadness has touched and follows it]
Joy: Oh, everything is awful, and my legs don't work, and you have to drag me around while I touch all the... [she spots a row of memory orbs that Sadness has touched and follows it]
Movie: Inside Out
[as Riley lies in her sleeping bag, a truck loudly drive by outside. The headlights can be seen shining through the room. Riley hides under the sleeping bag in fear] Fear: What was that? Was it a bear? It's a bear!
Disgust: There are no bears in San Francisco!
Anger: I saw a really hairy guy. He looked like a bear.
Fear: Oh, I'm so jumpy, my nerves are shot!
Disgust: Ew, I don't want to hear about your nerves!
Anger: I'll tell you what it is. This move has been a bust.
Fear: That's what I've been telling you guys! There are at least 37 things for Riley to be scared of right now!
Disgust: The smell alone is enough to make her gag.
Anger: I can't believe Mom and Dad moved us here!
Joy: Look, I get it. You guys have concerns. But we've been through worse! Tell you what: let's make a list of all the things Riley should be HAPPY about!
Anger: Fine. Let's see... this house stinks, our room stinks...
Disgust: Pizza is weird here...
Sadness: Our friends are back home...
Fear: And all of our stuff is in the missing van!
Joy: Oh c'mon, it could be worse...
Disgust: Yeah, Joy. We could be lying on the dirty floor. In a bag.
Joy: Okay, I admit it, we had a rough start. But think of all the good things that...
Anger: No, Joy. There's absolutely no reason for Riley to be happy right now. Let us handle this.
Fear: I say we skip school tomorrow and lock ourselves in the bedroom.
Disgust: We have no clean clothes. I mean, no one should see us.
Sadness: Yeah, we could cry until we can't breathe.
Anger: We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It's a good one!
Disgust: There are no bears in San Francisco!
Anger: I saw a really hairy guy. He looked like a bear.
Fear: Oh, I'm so jumpy, my nerves are shot!
Disgust: Ew, I don't want to hear about your nerves!
Anger: I'll tell you what it is. This move has been a bust.
Fear: That's what I've been telling you guys! There are at least 37 things for Riley to be scared of right now!
Disgust: The smell alone is enough to make her gag.
Anger: I can't believe Mom and Dad moved us here!
Joy: Look, I get it. You guys have concerns. But we've been through worse! Tell you what: let's make a list of all the things Riley should be HAPPY about!
Anger: Fine. Let's see... this house stinks, our room stinks...
Disgust: Pizza is weird here...
Sadness: Our friends are back home...
Fear: And all of our stuff is in the missing van!
Joy: Oh c'mon, it could be worse...
Disgust: Yeah, Joy. We could be lying on the dirty floor. In a bag.
Joy: Okay, I admit it, we had a rough start. But think of all the good things that...
Anger: No, Joy. There's absolutely no reason for Riley to be happy right now. Let us handle this.
Fear: I say we skip school tomorrow and lock ourselves in the bedroom.
Disgust: We have no clean clothes. I mean, no one should see us.
Sadness: Yeah, we could cry until we can't breathe.
Anger: We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It's a good one!
Movie: Inside Out
Mom: The drive out was pretty fun. What was your favourite bit?
Anger: Spitting out the car window!
Disgust: Definitely not when Dad was singing.
Fear: Wearing a seat belt!
Anger: Spitting out the car window!
Disgust: Definitely not when Dad was singing.
Fear: Wearing a seat belt!
Movie: Inside Out
Subconscious Guard Frank: My hat feels loose.
Subconscious Guard Dave: L, let me see.
Subconscious Guard Frank: You got my hat? or, or is that your hat?
Subconscious Guard Dave: Yeah, It's my hat.
Subconscious Guard Frank: You sure? I don't know, look in the label.
Subconscious Guard Dave: Yeah it says My hat.
Subconscious Guard Frank: Wait, it, it says My hat?
Subconscious Guard Dave: My hat it says.
Subconscious Guard Frank: That's what I wrote in my hat.
Subconscious Guard Dave: What are you talking about?
Subconscious Guard Frank: You've got my hat on.
Subconscious Guard Dave: Okay, but it's my handwriting.
Subconscious Guard Dave: [a few minutes go by inside the room where they keep Riley's darkest fears]Okay, but, it's my handwriting.
Subconscious Guard Frank: No it isn't. That's my handwrit... I wrote that!
Subconscious Guard Dave: No, but this one's my handwriting.
Subconscious Guard Dave: L, let me see.
Subconscious Guard Frank: You got my hat? or, or is that your hat?
Subconscious Guard Dave: Yeah, It's my hat.
Subconscious Guard Frank: You sure? I don't know, look in the label.
Subconscious Guard Dave: Yeah it says My hat.
Subconscious Guard Frank: Wait, it, it says My hat?
Subconscious Guard Dave: My hat it says.
Subconscious Guard Frank: That's what I wrote in my hat.
Subconscious Guard Dave: What are you talking about?
Subconscious Guard Frank: You've got my hat on.
Subconscious Guard Dave: Okay, but it's my handwriting.
Subconscious Guard Dave: [a few minutes go by inside the room where they keep Riley's darkest fears]Okay, but, it's my handwriting.
Subconscious Guard Frank: No it isn't. That's my handwrit... I wrote that!
Subconscious Guard Dave: No, but this one's my handwriting.
Movie: Inside Out
Disgust: [Seeing Riley about to eat a grape she dropped]Whoa, no way! We are not eating that.
Joy: Disgust, it's fine. It passed the five-second rule.
Disgust: The grape touched the ground. It's poison.
Joy: Oh, come on. It barely touched the ground.
Disgust: Wait, what? You know what else 'barely' touches the ground? Stray dogs!
Joy: [wrestling the control lever back and forth with Disgust, causing Riley to stop and start putting the grape in her mouth]Hold on!
Disgust: Toenail clippings! Roadkill! Hippies!
Joy: No!
Disgust: Dung beetles!
Joy: Stop it!
Fear: Uh, shouldn't we do something?
Anger: Haha, no.
Joy: It's a *grape*! It's not like we're eating broccoli.
Disgust: Ugh, don't even go there.
Joy: Or boogers.
Disgust: You're evil! [she gags and runs off]
Joy: Or dog food.
Disgust: [distantly]Shut your mouth! [Joy pulls the lever causing Riley to pop the grape in her mouth]
Joy: Disgust, it's fine. It passed the five-second rule.
Disgust: The grape touched the ground. It's poison.
Joy: Oh, come on. It barely touched the ground.
Disgust: Wait, what? You know what else 'barely' touches the ground? Stray dogs!
Joy: [wrestling the control lever back and forth with Disgust, causing Riley to stop and start putting the grape in her mouth]Hold on!
Disgust: Toenail clippings! Roadkill! Hippies!
Joy: No!
Disgust: Dung beetles!
Joy: Stop it!
Fear: Uh, shouldn't we do something?
Anger: Haha, no.
Joy: It's a *grape*! It's not like we're eating broccoli.
Disgust: Ugh, don't even go there.
Joy: Or boogers.
Disgust: You're evil! [she gags and runs off]
Joy: Or dog food.
Disgust: [distantly]Shut your mouth! [Joy pulls the lever causing Riley to pop the grape in her mouth]
Movie: Inside Out