I Ought to Be in Pictures Quotes

Libby: Grandma was right. Once a shitheel, always a shitheel.
Herbert: Your grandmother talks like that?
Libby: The words are mine, the wisdom is hers!

Movie: I Ought to Be in Pictures
Studio Guard: Who do you think you are, driving through here like that?
Porky Pig: Why, I'm P-P-Porky Pig.
Studio Guard: Oh, so you're Porky Pig. [Porky nods]
Studio Guard: And you wanna go in there. [Porky nods]
Studio Guard: And you want me to be a nice guy and let you go in there. [Porky nods]
Studio Guard: So I can lose my job. [Porky starts nodding, catches himself and shakes his head]
Studio Guard: Well, I'm not a nice guy, and I'm not gonna let you in, and I'm not gonna lose my job, but I am gonna throw you out! [Guard picks up Porky, car and all, and tosses him out]
Studio Guard: Get out and stay out!

Movie: I Ought to Be in Pictures