I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday Quotes

Rita: Gum? Sugar-free!

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Robert Partridge: Big game tonight, huh?
Bobby Partridge: Yeah, I guess so.
Robert Partridge: Love that enthusiasm.

Movie: I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday
Robert Partridge: You'd tell me if someone hurt you, right?
Bobby Partridge: Why, would you hurt them?
Robert Partridge: ...Oh yes.

Movie: I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday
Garret Egbert: How's the socks campaign going, Robert?

Movie: I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday
Terri Tripp: What the fuck is wrong with your son?
Robert Partridge: Nothing, his legs work.

Movie: I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday
Robert Partridge: Don't you have an office you can go to?
Mister Basilicus: You know I do. It's just so cold in there.

Movie: I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday
Georgette Partridge: What is going on, Robert? You're either cheating on me or you're using cocaine again. Which is it?
Robert Partridge: I'm cheating on you.
Georgette Partridge: Who is it?
Robert Partridge: Cocaine.

Movie: I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday
Robert Partridge: I pick up where God left off. I improve upon his design.

Movie: I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday
Robert Partridge: This is how it ends.

Movie: I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday