How to Train Your Dragon Quotes
Hiccup : [ about the dragons ] Everything we know about you guys is wrong.
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Astrid : [ punches Hiccup ] That's for kidnapping me. [ Kisses Hiccup ]
Astrid : That's for everything else.
Astrid : That's for everything else.
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Astrid : [ Referring to Toothless ] I bet he's really frightened right now... what are you gonna do about it?
Hiccup : Ehhh... probably something stupid.
Astrid : Good, but you've already done that.
Hiccup : Then something crazy...!
Astrid : That's more like it!
Hiccup : Ehhh... probably something stupid.
Astrid : Good, but you've already done that.
Hiccup : Then something crazy...!
Astrid : That's more like it!
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Stoick : [ presenting Hiccup with a helmet ] Your mother would have wanted you to have it. It's half her breastplate. [ points to his own ]
Stoick : Part of a set. Keeps her close.
Stoick : Part of a set. Keeps her close.
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Snotlout : Watch out, babe, I'll take care of this one. [ Throws weapon at Deadly Nadder but misses. Astrid looks at him ]
Snotlout : The *sun* was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that you know!
Snotlout : The *sun* was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that you know!
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[ last lines ]
Hiccup : This is Berk. It snows nine months out of the year, and hails the other three. What little food grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here, even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots... we have dragons.
Hiccup : This is Berk. It snows nine months out of the year, and hails the other three. What little food grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here, even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots... we have dragons.
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Snotlout : If that dragon shows either of its faces, I'm gonna... there! [ He and Tuffnut throw their buckets of water ]
Ruffnut, Astrid : AH! [ the gas clears ]
Ruffnut : Hey! It's us, idiots!
Tuffnut : Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon! [ laughs ]
Snotlout : Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig... [ Astrid punches Snotlout, Ruffnut throws her bucket at Tuffnut's head ]
Ruffnut, Astrid : AH! [ the gas clears ]
Ruffnut : Hey! It's us, idiots!
Tuffnut : Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon! [ laughs ]
Snotlout : Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig... [ Astrid punches Snotlout, Ruffnut throws her bucket at Tuffnut's head ]
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Astrid : Be careful with that dragon!
Hiccup : It's not the dragon I'm worried about. [ Looking at his father ]
Astrid : What are you gonna do?
Hiccup : Put an end to this. I have to try! Astrid, if something goes wrong, just make sure they don't find Toothless.
Astrid : I will. Just, promise me it won't go wrong!
Hiccup : It's not the dragon I'm worried about. [ Looking at his father ]
Astrid : What are you gonna do?
Hiccup : Put an end to this. I have to try! Astrid, if something goes wrong, just make sure they don't find Toothless.
Astrid : I will. Just, promise me it won't go wrong!
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Hiccup : I really did hit one!
Gobber : Sure, Hiccup.
Hiccup : He never listens!
Gobber : Well, it runs in the family.
Hiccup : And when he does, its always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed on the meat in his sandwich. [ imitating ]
Hiccup : "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"
Gobber : Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup : Thank you for summing that up!
Gobber : Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not!
Hiccup : I just wanna be one of you guys!
Gobber : Sure, Hiccup.
Hiccup : He never listens!
Gobber : Well, it runs in the family.
Hiccup : And when he does, its always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed on the meat in his sandwich. [ imitating ]
Hiccup : "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"
Gobber : Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup : Thank you for summing that up!
Gobber : Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not!
Hiccup : I just wanna be one of you guys!
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Gobber : Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!
Hiccup : Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with... all this! [ gesturing to himself and flexing ]
Gobber : Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
Hiccup : Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with... all this! [ gesturing to himself and flexing ]
Gobber : Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
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Hiccup : Aw, come on! Let me out, please! I need to make my mark!
Gobber : Oh, you've made plenty of marks! All in the wrong places!
Hiccup : Please, two minutes! I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better, I might even get a date!
Gobber : You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these! [ holds up a set of bolas ]
Hiccup : Okay, fine! But this... [ gestures to a catapult machine ]
Hiccup : ...will do it for me! [ He touches the machine and it goes off, firing a set of bolas out the window that hits a man ]
Gobber : Now, see this right here... [ gestures to Hiccup's machine ]
Gobber : ...is what I'm talking about!
Hiccup : Mild calibration issue...
Gobber : Don't you... no, Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this. [ gestures to all of Hiccup ]
Hiccup : But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber : Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hiccup : [ nodding and glaring at Gobber ] Oh...
Gobber : Oh, yeah!
Hiccup : You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained! There will be consequences!
Gobber : [ deadpan ] I'll take my chances.
Gobber : Oh, you've made plenty of marks! All in the wrong places!
Hiccup : Please, two minutes! I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better, I might even get a date!
Gobber : You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these! [ holds up a set of bolas ]
Hiccup : Okay, fine! But this... [ gestures to a catapult machine ]
Hiccup : ...will do it for me! [ He touches the machine and it goes off, firing a set of bolas out the window that hits a man ]
Gobber : Now, see this right here... [ gestures to Hiccup's machine ]
Gobber : ...is what I'm talking about!
Hiccup : Mild calibration issue...
Gobber : Don't you... no, Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this. [ gestures to all of Hiccup ]
Hiccup : But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber : Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hiccup : [ nodding and glaring at Gobber ] Oh...
Gobber : Oh, yeah!
Hiccup : You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained! There will be consequences!
Gobber : [ deadpan ] I'll take my chances.
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Stoick : When we crack this mountain, all hell is going to break loose.
Gobber : And my undies. Good thing I brought extras.
Gobber : And my undies. Good thing I brought extras.
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Hiccup : [ trying to distract Astrid ] You're right, you're right, you're right, I'm through with the lies. I've been making... outfits! So, you got me, it's time everyone knew. Drag me back, go ahead, here we go... [ she twists his arm and throws him to the ground ]
Hiccup : OW! Why would you do that?
Astrid : [ kicks him ] That's for the lies! And... [ thumps him in the chest with the butt of her axe ]
Astrid : That's for everything else.
Hiccup : OW! Why would you do that?
Astrid : [ kicks him ] That's for the lies! And... [ thumps him in the chest with the butt of her axe ]
Astrid : That's for everything else.
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Hiccup : [ to Toothless ] You got it, bud. [ He mounts Toothless, preparing to fly after the Mother Dragon ]
Stoick : Hiccup...! I'm sorry. For-for everything.
Hiccup : Yeah, me too.
Stoick : You don't have to go up there.
Hiccup : We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.
Stoick : [ taking his hand ] I'm proud to call you my son.
Hiccup : Thanks, Dad. [ takes off ]
Stoick : Hiccup...! I'm sorry. For-for everything.
Hiccup : Yeah, me too.
Stoick : You don't have to go up there.
Hiccup : We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.
Stoick : [ taking his hand ] I'm proud to call you my son.
Hiccup : Thanks, Dad. [ takes off ]
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Hiccup : I knew it... I'm dead.
Stoick : [ laughing ] No, but you gave it your best shot.
Stoick : [ laughing ] No, but you gave it your best shot.
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Astrid : [ punches Hiccup ] That's for scaring me!
Hiccup : Oh wha- wait, what is it always going to be this way? 'Cause... [ Astrid grabs him and kisses him deeply ]
Hiccup : ...I could get used to it.
Hiccup : Oh wha- wait, what is it always going to be this way? 'Cause... [ Astrid grabs him and kisses him deeply ]
Hiccup : ...I could get used to it.
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[ repeated line when criticized ]
Hiccup : You just gestured to all of me.
Hiccup : You just gestured to all of me.
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Stoick : [ about Hiccup ] You know what he's like. From the time he could crawl, he's been... different. He doesn't listen, he has the attention span of a sparrow! I take him fishing, and he goes hunting for... for trolls!
Gobber : Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones. What's with that?
Gobber : Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones. What's with that?
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Viking : Get to the ships!
Stoick : No, no...! [ the Mother Dragon breathes fire over their heads, incinerating the Viking ships and trapping the Vikings on the beach ]
Gobber : Smart, that one.
Stoick : I was a fool. Lead the men to the far side of the island!
Spitelout : Right!
Stoick : Gobber, go with the men!
Gobber : I think I'll stay, just in case you're thinking of doing something crazy.
Stoick : I can buy them a few minutes, if I give that thing something to hunt!
Gobber : [ takes his hand ] Then I can double that time.
Stoick : No, no...! [ the Mother Dragon breathes fire over their heads, incinerating the Viking ships and trapping the Vikings on the beach ]
Gobber : Smart, that one.
Stoick : I was a fool. Lead the men to the far side of the island!
Spitelout : Right!
Stoick : Gobber, go with the men!
Gobber : I think I'll stay, just in case you're thinking of doing something crazy.
Stoick : I can buy them a few minutes, if I give that thing something to hunt!
Gobber : [ takes his hand ] Then I can double that time.
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Gobber : Meet the Terrible Terror!
Tuffnut : Ha! It's like the size of my... [ the Terror leaps onto his face ]
Tuffnut : OH, GET IT OFF!
Tuffnut : Ha! It's like the size of my... [ the Terror leaps onto his face ]
Tuffnut : OH, GET IT OFF!
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Hiccup : [ reading in the Dragon Manual ] Eats its victims... burns its victims... buries its victims, chokes its victims, turns its victims inside-out... Extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous... kill on sight, kill on sight, kill on sight...
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Viking man : [ repeated line ]
Viking man : Night Fury!
Viking man : Get down!
Viking man : Night Fury!
Viking man : Get down!
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[ first lines ]
Hiccup : [ voice-over ] This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy, and it's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunset. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... [ aloud ]
Hiccup : Dragons!
Hiccup : [ voice-over ] This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy, and it's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunset. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... [ aloud ]
Hiccup : Dragons!
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[ the Viking teens enter the training grounds ]
Tuffnut : I hope I get some serious burns.
Ruffnut : I'm hoping for some mauling, like, on my shoulder or lower back.
Astrid : [ sarcastically ] Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.
Hiccup : [ walking up behind them, with dry wit ] No kidding, right? Pain. Love it.
Tuffnut : Oh great! Who let him in?
Tuffnut : I hope I get some serious burns.
Ruffnut : I'm hoping for some mauling, like, on my shoulder or lower back.
Astrid : [ sarcastically ] Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.
Hiccup : [ walking up behind them, with dry wit ] No kidding, right? Pain. Love it.
Tuffnut : Oh great! Who let him in?
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[ a Gronkle is let out into the training ring ]
Gobber : Today is about survival. If you get blasted, you're dead. Quick! What's the first thing you're going to need?
Hiccup : A doctor?
Fishlegs : Plus five speed?
Astrid : A shield!
Gobber : Shield! Go! [ the teens scramble around to grab shields ]
Gobber : Your most important piece of equipment is your shield! If you must make a choice between a sword or a shield, take the shield!
Gobber : Today is about survival. If you get blasted, you're dead. Quick! What's the first thing you're going to need?
Hiccup : A doctor?
Fishlegs : Plus five speed?
Astrid : A shield!
Gobber : Shield! Go! [ the teens scramble around to grab shields ]
Gobber : Your most important piece of equipment is your shield! If you must make a choice between a sword or a shield, take the shield!
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Snotlout : [ to Astrid, during training ] So anyway, I'm moving into my parents' basement. You should come by some time to work out. You look like you work out! [ his shield is knocked out by a Gronkle's fireball ]
Gobber : Snotlout, you're done!
Hiccup : [ to Astrid ] So I guess it's just you and me, huh?
Astrid : Nope! Just you. [ she dodges away and Hiccup's shield is hit by the Gronkle's fire ]
Gobber : Snotlout, you're done!
Hiccup : [ to Astrid ] So I guess it's just you and me, huh?
Astrid : Nope! Just you. [ she dodges away and Hiccup's shield is hit by the Gronkle's fire ]
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