How to Train Your Dragon Quotes
Gobber : Remember, a dragon will always, *always*... go for the kill.
Hiccup : [ to himself, later in the forest, referring to the Night Fury ] So why didn't you?
Hiccup : [ to himself, later in the forest, referring to the Night Fury ] So why didn't you?
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Tuffnut : [ about the Dragon Manual ] Wait, you mean, *read*?
Ruffnut : While we're still alive?
Snotlout : Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?
Fishlegs : Oh! I've read it like seven times. There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face. An-and there's this other one that buries itself for like a...
Tuffnut : [ interrupting ] Yeah that sounds great. Now, there was a chance I was gonna read that...
Ruffnut : But, now?
Ruffnut : While we're still alive?
Snotlout : Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?
Fishlegs : Oh! I've read it like seven times. There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face. An-and there's this other one that buries itself for like a...
Tuffnut : [ interrupting ] Yeah that sounds great. Now, there was a chance I was gonna read that...
Ruffnut : But, now?
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Fishlegs : [ to Tuffnut ] Your mom let you get a tattoo?
Tuffnut : It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!
Ruffnut : Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.
Tuffnut : Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side before.
Tuffnut : It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!
Ruffnut : Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.
Tuffnut : Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side before.
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Stoick : Either we finish them, or they'll finish us! It's the only way we'll be rid of them! If we find the nest and destroy it, the dragons will leave! One more search, before the ice sets in.
Viking : Those ships never come back!
Stoick : We're Vikings! It's an occupational hazard. So, who's with me? [ Muttering and mumbling, most of the Vikings decline ]
Stoick : All right. Those that stay, will look after Hiccup. [ There is a chorus of shouting and raised hands ]
Stoick : Aye, that's more like it.
Viking : Those ships never come back!
Stoick : We're Vikings! It's an occupational hazard. So, who's with me? [ Muttering and mumbling, most of the Vikings decline ]
Stoick : All right. Those that stay, will look after Hiccup. [ There is a chorus of shouting and raised hands ]
Stoick : Aye, that's more like it.
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Stoick : I need you to stay and train some new recruits.
Gobber : Oh, perfect. And while I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the store. Molten steel, razor-sharp blades, lots of time to himself... what could possibly go wrong?
Stoick : [ sighs ] What am I going to do with him, Gobber?
Gobber : Put him in training with the others.
Stoick : No, I'm serious!
Gobber : So am I!
Gobber : Oh, perfect. And while I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the store. Molten steel, razor-sharp blades, lots of time to himself... what could possibly go wrong?
Stoick : [ sighs ] What am I going to do with him, Gobber?
Gobber : Put him in training with the others.
Stoick : No, I'm serious!
Gobber : So am I!
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[ during the final rounds of dragon training, Astrid notices Hiccup next to her and yanks his shield down, thrusting her face next to his ]
Astrid : Stay out of my way! *I'm* winning this thing!
Hiccup : Uh... please, by all means. [ Astrid approaches the Gronkle stealthily ]
Astrid : This time! This time, for sure! [ She springs up and charges with a yell... only to see that Hiccup has already "subdued" it. The crowd cheers ]
Astrid : NO! YOU SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, SLUDGE-BUCKET! [ throws her axe down ]
Astrid : Stay out of my way! *I'm* winning this thing!
Hiccup : Uh... please, by all means. [ Astrid approaches the Gronkle stealthily ]
Astrid : This time! This time, for sure! [ She springs up and charges with a yell... only to see that Hiccup has already "subdued" it. The crowd cheers ]
Astrid : NO! YOU SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, SLUDGE-BUCKET! [ throws her axe down ]
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Stoick : Turns out all we needed was a little more of... [ gestures to Hiccup ]
Stoick : This!
Hiccup : You just gestured to all of me!
Stoick : This!
Hiccup : You just gestured to all of me!
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Hiccup : [ Stoick has just thrust a large battle axe into his hands ] I... don't wanna fight dragons.
Stoick : [ chuckles ] Oh, come on, yes, you do.
Hiccup : Rephrase: Dad, I *can't* kill dragons.
Stoick : But you *will* kill dragons!
Hiccup : No... I'm really very extra sure that I won't.
Stoick : It's time, Hiccup...
Hiccup : Can you *not* hear me?
Stoick : - this is *serious*, son. [ He takes the axe from Hiccup ]
Stoick : When you carry this axe, [ he returns the axe to Hiccup ]
Stoick : you carry all of us with you. Which means you *walk* like us, you *talk* like us, you *think* like us. No more of [ gestures to Hiccup ]
Stoick : this.
Hiccup : You just gestured to *all* of me.
Stoick : Deal?
Hiccup : This conversation is feeling *very* one-sided...
Stoick : *Deal*?
Hiccup : [ sighs, giving in ] Deal.
Stoick : [ chuckles ] Oh, come on, yes, you do.
Hiccup : Rephrase: Dad, I *can't* kill dragons.
Stoick : But you *will* kill dragons!
Hiccup : No... I'm really very extra sure that I won't.
Stoick : It's time, Hiccup...
Hiccup : Can you *not* hear me?
Stoick : - this is *serious*, son. [ He takes the axe from Hiccup ]
Stoick : When you carry this axe, [ he returns the axe to Hiccup ]
Stoick : you carry all of us with you. Which means you *walk* like us, you *talk* like us, you *think* like us. No more of [ gestures to Hiccup ]
Stoick : this.
Hiccup : You just gestured to *all* of me.
Stoick : Deal?
Hiccup : This conversation is feeling *very* one-sided...
Stoick : *Deal*?
Hiccup : [ sighs, giving in ] Deal.
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Gobber : [ to Hiccup during dragon training ] Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead.
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[ riding on Toothless's back with Hiccup ]
Astrid : All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... *amazing*. He's amazing.
Astrid : All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... *amazing*. He's amazing.
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[ seeing Toothless down, with Hiccup nowhere in sight ]
Stoick : I did this.
Stoick : I did this.
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Stoick : [ to Toothless ] Thank you for saving my son.
Gobber : [ grimacing ] Well... you know, most of him.
Gobber : [ grimacing ] Well... you know, most of him.
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Astrid : It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything, your father, your tribe, your best friend...
Hiccup : Thank you for summing that up. [ silence ]
Hiccup : Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would have been better for everyone...
Astrid : Yep, the rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you? [ pauses ]
Astrid : Why *didn't* you?
Hiccup : I don't know... I couldn't.
Astrid : That's not an answer.
Hiccup : Why is this so important to you, all of a sudden?
Astrid : Because I want to remember what you say, *right now*.
Hiccup : Oh, for the love of... I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn't kill a dragon!
Astrid : You said "wouldn't" that time.
Hiccup : Well, whatever! I wouldn't! 300 years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon. [ pause ]
Astrid : First to ride one, though. So...?
Hiccup : [ sighs ] I wouldn't kill him, because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.
Hiccup : Thank you for summing that up. [ silence ]
Hiccup : Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would have been better for everyone...
Astrid : Yep, the rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you? [ pauses ]
Astrid : Why *didn't* you?
Hiccup : I don't know... I couldn't.
Astrid : That's not an answer.
Hiccup : Why is this so important to you, all of a sudden?
Astrid : Because I want to remember what you say, *right now*.
Hiccup : Oh, for the love of... I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn't kill a dragon!
Astrid : You said "wouldn't" that time.
Hiccup : Well, whatever! I wouldn't! 300 years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon. [ pause ]
Astrid : First to ride one, though. So...?
Hiccup : [ sighs ] I wouldn't kill him, because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.
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Tuffnut : [ after Astrid falls on top of Hiccup during dragon training ] Ooooh, love on the battlefield!
Ruffnut : She could do better.
Ruffnut : She could do better.
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Fishlegs : I'm okay! [ the Gronkle he's riding flips over and lands on top of him ]
Fishlegs : Less okay!
Fishlegs : Less okay!
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Hiccup : [ narrating ] My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But it's not the worst. Parents believe that a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that.
Viking : [ screams in Hiccup's face ] RAAAAHHHR! [ then, casually ]
Viking : Morning!
Viking : [ screams in Hiccup's face ] RAAAAHHHR! [ then, casually ]
Viking : Morning!
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Hiccup : Hm, toothless. I could have sworn you had... [ Toothless bares his teeth ]
Hiccup : Teeth...
Hiccup : Teeth...
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Gobber : And with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face... I was delicious! He must have passed the word because it wasn't another month before another one of them took my leg! [ gestures to his fake leg ]
Fishlegs : Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon, like if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed that dragon from the inside, by crushing its heart or something?
Snotlout : I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight... with my face!
Fishlegs : Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon, like if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed that dragon from the inside, by crushing its heart or something?
Snotlout : I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight... with my face!
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Hiccup : [ about Berk's dragon problem ] Most people would leave, but not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.
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Hiccup : [ sarcastically ] Well, it's satisfying to know that all our food has been dumped down a hole.
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Stoick : You've thrown your lot in with them. You're not a viking. You're not my son.
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Hiccup : [ watching the dragons take off with their livestock ] Okay, but I hit a Night Fury. [ Stoick grabs him and begins hauling him up the hill ]
Hiccup : Ahh, it's not like the last few times, Dad! I mean, I really actually hit it! You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot! It went down just off Raven Point, let's get a search party out there before it...
Stoick : STOP! [ Hiccup stops, surprised ]
Stoick : Just... stop. Everytime you step outside, disaster falls. Can you not see that I have bigger problems. Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed.
Hiccup : Well, between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't you think? [ the Vikings behind him cover their stomachs with surprised expressions ]
Stoick : This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Agh, why can't you follow the simplest orders?
Hiccup : I - I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.
Stoick : Oh, you are... many things Hiccup, but a dragon killer is not one of them. [ Hiccup looks down with a frown ]
Stoick : Get back to the house. Make sure he gets there! [ Gobber smacks Hiccup upside the head to get him walking ]
Stoick : I have his mess to clean up.
Tuffnut : [ to Hiccup ] Quite the performance.
Snotlout : I've never seen anyone mess up that badly, that helped!
Hiccup : Thank you, thank you, I was trying, so...
Hiccup : Ahh, it's not like the last few times, Dad! I mean, I really actually hit it! You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot! It went down just off Raven Point, let's get a search party out there before it...
Stoick : STOP! [ Hiccup stops, surprised ]
Stoick : Just... stop. Everytime you step outside, disaster falls. Can you not see that I have bigger problems. Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed.
Hiccup : Well, between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't you think? [ the Vikings behind him cover their stomachs with surprised expressions ]
Stoick : This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Agh, why can't you follow the simplest orders?
Hiccup : I - I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.
Stoick : Oh, you are... many things Hiccup, but a dragon killer is not one of them. [ Hiccup looks down with a frown ]
Stoick : Get back to the house. Make sure he gets there! [ Gobber smacks Hiccup upside the head to get him walking ]
Stoick : I have his mess to clean up.
Tuffnut : [ to Hiccup ] Quite the performance.
Snotlout : I've never seen anyone mess up that badly, that helped!
Hiccup : Thank you, thank you, I was trying, so...
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Stoick : Hiccup?
Hiccup : Dad! Uh, I have to talk to you, Dad.
Stoick : I need to speak with you too, son. [ They both take deep breaths, then they both speak at once ]
Stoick, Hiccup : I think it's time you learned to fight dragons./I've decided I don't want to fight dragons. [ then ]
Stoick, Hiccup : What?
Stoick : Uh, you go first.
Hiccup : Oh no, you go first.
Stoick : All right. [ another deep breath, then ]
Stoick : You get your wish: dragon training. You start in the morning.
Hiccup : Oh, man, I should have gone first! Because, I was thinking, you know, we have a surplus of dragon-fighting Vikings, but do we have enough bread-making Vikings, or small home-repair Vikings?
Hiccup : Dad! Uh, I have to talk to you, Dad.
Stoick : I need to speak with you too, son. [ They both take deep breaths, then they both speak at once ]
Stoick, Hiccup : I think it's time you learned to fight dragons./I've decided I don't want to fight dragons. [ then ]
Stoick, Hiccup : What?
Stoick : Uh, you go first.
Hiccup : Oh no, you go first.
Stoick : All right. [ another deep breath, then ]
Stoick : You get your wish: dragon training. You start in the morning.
Hiccup : Oh, man, I should have gone first! Because, I was thinking, you know, we have a surplus of dragon-fighting Vikings, but do we have enough bread-making Vikings, or small home-repair Vikings?
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[ after his latest "victory," in the final round of dragon training ]
Hiccup : So, later!
Gobber : [ catches him ] Oh-oh, not so fast.
Hiccup : Uh, I'm kind of late for...
Astrid : [ livid, jams her axehead into his throat ] What? Late for *what*, exactly?
Hiccup : So, later!
Gobber : [ catches him ] Oh-oh, not so fast.
Hiccup : Uh, I'm kind of late for...
Astrid : [ livid, jams her axehead into his throat ] What? Late for *what*, exactly?
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Hiccup : [ Walking through the forest and crossing out his map ] Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug, no not me! I manage to lose an entire dragon. [ Hits branch and it smacks him in his face ]
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[ during dragon training, the twins grab the same shield ]
Tuffnut : Get your hands off my shield!
Ruffnut : There's like a million shields!
Tuffnut : Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
Ruffnut : [ hits Tuffnut with the shield ] Oops! Now this one has blood on it.
Tuffnut : Get your hands off my shield!
Ruffnut : There's like a million shields!
Tuffnut : Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
Ruffnut : [ hits Tuffnut with the shield ] Oops! Now this one has blood on it.
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