How I Got Into College Quote

Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: [inside a booth at a college recruiting fair] Welcome to the Arcadia Bible Academy! Last night, Jesus Christ came down to me on a vision in a flaming pie! He said, I want... what's your name?
Marlon Browne: Marlon.
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: Marlon! I want Marlon to attend the Arcadia Bible Academy. Paying full tuition, of course. Son... Jesus *loves* you.
Marlon Browne: He might not if he saw my SAT scores.
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: They're low?
Marlon Browne: Yeah.
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: All right. [he pats Marlon on the shoulder, Marlon leaves the booth]
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: Jesus!

Movie: How I Got Into College

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