How I Got Into College Quotes
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: [inside a booth at a college recruiting fair] Welcome to the Arcadia Bible Academy! Last night, Jesus Christ came down to me on a vision in a flaming pie! He said, I want... what's your name?
Marlon Browne: Marlon.
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: Marlon! I want Marlon to attend the Arcadia Bible Academy. Paying full tuition, of course. Son... Jesus *loves* you.
Marlon Browne: He might not if he saw my SAT scores.
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: They're low?
Marlon Browne: Yeah.
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: All right. [he pats Marlon on the shoulder, Marlon leaves the booth]
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: Jesus!
Marlon Browne: Marlon.
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: Marlon! I want Marlon to attend the Arcadia Bible Academy. Paying full tuition, of course. Son... Jesus *loves* you.
Marlon Browne: He might not if he saw my SAT scores.
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: They're low?
Marlon Browne: Yeah.
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: All right. [he pats Marlon on the shoulder, Marlon leaves the booth]
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter: Jesus!
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Leo Whitman: I wish they'd tattoo their SAT scores across their forehead. At least that would make my decision easier.
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Marlon Browne: People choose colleges for all kinds of idiotic reasons, like fraternities and Slavic language departments.
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Marlon Browne: Two men, A and B, are trapped inside my mailbox chained to 200,000 pounds of explosives.
B: This isn't funny!
A: What test is this?
Marlon Browne: If their chains are three inches thick and they have thirty seconds to escape, sawing at one inch per second, what are their chances for survival?
B: Skip it! Go to the next problem!
A: Come on, man! Get us out of here!
Marlon Browne: Who cares? I already got into college.
B: This isn't funny!
A: What test is this?
Marlon Browne: If their chains are three inches thick and they have thirty seconds to escape, sawing at one inch per second, what are their chances for survival?
B: Skip it! Go to the next problem!
A: Come on, man! Get us out of here!
Marlon Browne: Who cares? I already got into college.
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