House of 1000 Corpses Quotes

Dr. Wolfenstein: AHHAHHA! The doctor is in! Its your ghost host, with the most! It's Dr. Wolfenstein!

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Skunk Ape Husband: I don't know where that Skunk Ape sleeps, but I do know that he had impure relations with my wife.
Skunk Ape Wife: That is true, he committed lewd acts upon me and my person.
Skunk Ape Husband: When I find him, I'm gonna kill that Skunk Ape!

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Baby: Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?

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Bill Hudley: Mmmm tasty.
Baby: Ain't the only thing tasty in this house.

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Captain Spaulding: [after shooting Killer Karl] Goddamn, mother****er got blood all over my best clown suit.

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[two masked holdup men break into Captain Spaudling's place to rob it]
Captain Spaulding: Mary ****in' Moses! Ya' all get the **** outa here!
Killer Karl: Hands up! Keep your paws where I can see 'em.
Richard Wick: [stuttering] Yeah... d-don't move or I'll b-blast a hole the size of a k-Kansas City watermelon through... your ugly-ass b-bozo face!
Captain Spaulding: What the **** is that supposed to mean?

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