Hotel Quotes

Charley Best: I don't think your psych-out routine is going to work, because they're a little more afraid of their toilets right now than they are of you.

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Dixie: I am the walrus. God is just the middle man.

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Dr. Otternschlag: Grand Hotel... always the same. People come, people go. Nothing ever happens.

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Grusinskaya: Can you imagine a hundred girls in the ballet school, each thinking she would become the most famous dancer in all the world? I was ambitious then. We were drilled like little soldiers. No rest, no stopping. I was little, slim, but hard as a diamond. Then I became famous and - But why am I telling you all this? Last night, I didn't know you at all. Who are you, really?
Baron Felix von Geigern: What?
Grusinskaya: I don't even know your name.
Baron Felix von Geigern: [laughs] I am Felix Benvenuto Freihern von Geigern. My mother called me "Flix".
Grusinskaya: [joyously] No! Flix! Oh, that's sweet. And how do you live? And what kind of a person are you?
Baron Felix von Geigern: I'm a prodigal son, the black sheep of a white flock. I shall die on the gallows.

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Toni Ferrari: Honest to God, Scott. I wouldn't go back to you. You wouldn't choose me anyway. And I know that in my hard heart.
Scott Hanson: Interesting...

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[last lines]
Sundance: How's Andy?
Monique Deveraux: The doctor says he's a very obstinate boy. He absolutely refuses to die.
Sundance: He does, huh?
Monique Deveraux: Mm-hmm [Sundance walks away]
Annette Deveraux: Where are you going now?
Sundance: Well, if he's going to live, I gotta get some new door locks.

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