Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil Quotes

The Big Bad Wolf: I just got back from Con Con, the con man's convention. I show up, nobody there! Empty building! Guess I should have seen that one coming.

Movie: Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
Granny Puckett: Wolf, think you can handle a bike like this?
The Big Bad Wolf: Sure, I think I could if I had to, I went through my bad boy phase. Rode a bike, greased my hair back, lived over Richie Cunningham's garage, water skied over a shark tank. Those were some Happy Days.

Movie: Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
Boingo the Bunny: Why are you reading that book? Nobody reads books anymore! Movies are always better, especially sequels.

Movie: Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
The Big Bad Wolf: Wow, my life just flashed before my eye's. It's weird flashbacks really do add ten pounds.

Movie: Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
Granny Puckett: [riding broom stick]I've gotta get me one of these!
The Big Bad Wolf: [holding on behind her]Yeah,it suits you. Lets swing by the hat store and pick up something pointy.

Movie: Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
Granny Puckett: A person can never really fail unless they give up.

Movie: Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
Japeth the Goat: ...Till one day I walked in the path of a motorcycle and got myself in quiet a pickle. [flies off cliff]
The Big Bad Wolf: I'm uninsured!
Japeth the Goat: And I fell onto a branch, and a pointy rock, and an angry rock climber, and a beaver. [pauses for a second]
Japeth the Goat: and another beaver.

Movie: Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
The Big Bad Wolf: Yeah, my finest hour. I'm shopping the movie rights.

Movie: Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
The Big Bad Wolf: Wol: Nicky Flippers' little superstar is far, far... far away. Far, far, far... far away. Far... far away. Twitchy: Yeah, yeah, I get it!

Movie: Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
Gretel: You've been Hoodvinked! Too!

Movie: Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil