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[environmental film]
Melissa: [as a lumberjack] I'm going to chop you down, tree.
Brendon: [as a tree] Well, okay, but, um, don't, um, because what about the environment?
Jason: [as a skunk, moves from behind Brendon] Hello, I'm a skunk.
Brendon: Hello.
Melissa: Hello.
Jason: Hey, um, I mean, don't chop down the forest.
Melissa: Okay, I won't chop down the forest, just this tree.
Brendon: But I'm a tree, and I'm a house for birds and chipmunks and cats and dogs. And I can be useful for people, too. I can be made into wood...
Jason: Oh, man. Chop it down.
Melissa: I'm with you skunk.
Brendon: Hey, you guys suck.
Jason: Lumberjack.
Melissa: Yep?
Jason: Pass me that ax.
[chops Brendon down with the ax and falls down]
Brendon: [bleeding maple syrup] Aaaah! It hurts!
Melissa: You can't shut this one up.
Jason: Hope you learned your lesson, tree.
Jason & Melissa: It's time to pay the price.
Melissa: [as a lumberjack] I'm going to chop you down, tree.
Brendon: [as a tree] Well, okay, but, um, don't, um, because what about the environment?
Jason: [as a skunk, moves from behind Brendon] Hello, I'm a skunk.
Brendon: Hello.
Melissa: Hello.
Jason: Hey, um, I mean, don't chop down the forest.
Melissa: Okay, I won't chop down the forest, just this tree.
Brendon: But I'm a tree, and I'm a house for birds and chipmunks and cats and dogs. And I can be useful for people, too. I can be made into wood...
Jason: Oh, man. Chop it down.
Melissa: I'm with you skunk.
Brendon: Hey, you guys suck.
Jason: Lumberjack.
Melissa: Yep?
Jason: Pass me that ax.
[chops Brendon down with the ax and falls down]
Brendon: [bleeding maple syrup] Aaaah! It hurts!
Melissa: You can't shut this one up.
Jason: Hope you learned your lesson, tree.
Jason & Melissa: It's time to pay the price.
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