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McGuirk: Good, Eddie, good, that was a nice kick. Now get ready because I'm going to kick this one a little harder. This one's coming like a rocket. Get ready for it. Here we go.
[kicks the ball hard to Eddie's face, knocking him down and his teeth out]
McGuirk: Oh. Eddie. I'm sorry, that was a good stop, though, you really used your mouth. [looking at his knocked out teeth on the ground] Wow. That must have been loose anyway, right?
Melissa: Coach-
McGuirk: Melissa, not now. What?
Melissa: We're getting killed out there. We need your help.
McGuirk: [gives Melissa his whistle] You coach, Melissa, I'm elsewhere, all right? I'm helping Eddie.
Melissa: Okay.
McGuirk: What, you got false teeth in there, Eddie?
Melissa: Hey, other team! We quit!
McGuirk: Hey, Melissa, what did I teach you about team spirit?
Melissa: Oh, sorry. [shakes her butt at the other team] So long, suckers! [spanks her butt and waves at them]
McGuirk: That's better. Hey, Melissa, watch where you're stepping, because there's teeth on the ground here.
Melissa: Ew.
McGuirk: Eddie. Eddie? Eddie.
[kicks the ball hard to Eddie's face, knocking him down and his teeth out]
McGuirk: Oh. Eddie. I'm sorry, that was a good stop, though, you really used your mouth. [looking at his knocked out teeth on the ground] Wow. That must have been loose anyway, right?
Melissa: Coach-
McGuirk: Melissa, not now. What?
Melissa: We're getting killed out there. We need your help.
McGuirk: [gives Melissa his whistle] You coach, Melissa, I'm elsewhere, all right? I'm helping Eddie.
Melissa: Okay.
McGuirk: What, you got false teeth in there, Eddie?
Melissa: Hey, other team! We quit!
McGuirk: Hey, Melissa, what did I teach you about team spirit?
Melissa: Oh, sorry. [shakes her butt at the other team] So long, suckers! [spanks her butt and waves at them]
McGuirk: That's better. Hey, Melissa, watch where you're stepping, because there's teeth on the ground here.
Melissa: Ew.
McGuirk: Eddie. Eddie? Eddie.
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