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[During the credits]
McGuirk: So what's with women and crying?
McGuirk's mom: Oh man, you suck!
McGuirk: Thanks, mom. My mother, ladies and gentlemen. I remember my first drink too, lady. So anyway, folks...
McGuirk's mom: Yeah, I remember your first drink, too! You were three, and you drank your father's gin!
McGuirk: Oh, my god. It really is my mom.
McGuirk's mom: You know what sucks worse than you?
McGuirk: What?
McGuirk's mom: Nothing!
McGuirk: Wow! This is awkward. So a...
McGuirk's mom: Boo!
McGuirk: All right, mom, I get the point.
McGuirk's mom: Boo!
McGuirk: Anyway, I've been John McGuirk, The Soccer Comic!
McGuirk: So what's with women and crying?
McGuirk's mom: Oh man, you suck!
McGuirk: Thanks, mom. My mother, ladies and gentlemen. I remember my first drink too, lady. So anyway, folks...
McGuirk's mom: Yeah, I remember your first drink, too! You were three, and you drank your father's gin!
McGuirk: Oh, my god. It really is my mom.
McGuirk's mom: You know what sucks worse than you?
McGuirk: What?
McGuirk's mom: Nothing!
McGuirk: Wow! This is awkward. So a...
McGuirk's mom: Boo!
McGuirk: All right, mom, I get the point.
McGuirk's mom: Boo!
McGuirk: Anyway, I've been John McGuirk, The Soccer Comic!
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