Hollywood Ending Quotes

Val: We once had a discussion about music and he threatened to push me down a flight of stairs.
Psychiatrist: What happened?
Val: It worked. He pushed me down a flight of stairs.

Movie: Hollywood Ending
Val: I love ya, scum bag.

Movie: Hollywood Ending
Val: ...driving around his 1938 Vintage Roadster. If someone saw me in a vintage '38, they'd think I was Himmler!

Movie: Hollywood Ending
[Ellie has called Lori a wind-up doll]
Val: That wind-up doll happens to have a Ph.D.
Ellie: In what? The history of gym?

Movie: Hollywood Ending