Cybill Quotes

Backup Singers: [to a Samba beat, as Cybil dances and sexily holds two large coconuts in front of her] Coconuts, coconuts, co- co- co- coconuts.

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Maryann Thorpe: I know you're there, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, DICK. Darling, didn't you want to talk? Okay, maybe now's not a good time, but that's not a problem because I'll always be there for you, DICK. Whenever there's acid rain coming from your sprinklers, I'll be there. Whenever there are fire ants in your tanning booth, I'll be there. When you've deluded yet another poor unsuspecting X-ray technician into accepting your loathsome advances and a pack of rabid Dobermans jumps into your Jacuzzi and rips the very soul from your body, I'LL BE THERE! Still don't feel like a chat, sweetheart? [whispers]
Maryann Thorpe: I can wait.

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Maryann Thorpe: I'll show you an old goat! An old goat that's just eaten seven burritos and more bran flakes than the entire city of Boca Raton!

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Zoey: People with cute nicknames should be used for food.

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