Hell Baby Quotes

Father Padrigo: I'm not going to make it. Do it my friend.
Father Sebastian: [shoots him in the head]
Father Padrigo: I meant, not going to make it, so call an ambulance p-please.
Father Sebastian: Why do you pause right in the middle of the first part of the important part?

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Jack: I think you're safer here than in any of the murder-free places we've ever lived at.

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Vanessa: Curly Bear left her.
Jack: Navajo guy?
Vanessa: He stole all her credit cards and her car.
Jack: Oh, my God. That's crazy. Marjorie has credit cards?

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Marjorie: Wait a minute. I didn't know you were circumcised, Jack.
Jack: Really? We never covered that at Thanksgiving?

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Jack: [coughing]Is there marijuana in there?
Marjorie: Uh-huh, yeah.
Jack: Is that what usually goes in there?
Marjorie: No, it's usually just tobacco, but tobacco is so bad for you.

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Father Padrigo: Never intervene when I am being tested by nature's creatures!

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[first lines] Vanessa: Home.
Jack: Home.
Vanessa: Here's the low-balling the seller and still getting $50,000 off after the home inspection.
Vanessa
Jack: [hi-five each other]
Jack: We could paint this place today, sell it tomorrow, and still make money.
Vanessa: Yes, we could. I love you, Jack Watson.
Jack: I love you. Now, let me carry you over that goddamn threshold.

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