HealtH Quotes

Larry: Hey, what's going on Donnie?
Donnie: Hey, Larry. You wanna play?
Larry: You know what? I can't. I'm late and I gotta get something to eat. My boss is a dickweed.
Donnie: Dickweed. Dickweed. Dickweed!

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Larry: You're not gonna believe this, but there's a snow cone vendor out there not wearing a bra.
Amy Butlin: Is that a violation?
Larry: No, but it makes me want to get a snow cone.

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[after farting]
Larry: Good Lord Jesus and Dale Earnhardt Jr., I am a dadgum time bomb.

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[after farting]
Larry: Good Lord Jesus and Dale Earnhardt Jr., I am a dadgum time bomb.

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[after their lesbian encounter]
June Winters: About last night...
Alice: It was beautiful.
June Winters: It was a mistake and it will never happen again. And if word of this gets out, I'll have your head, you understand?

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