Hair Quotes

Bugs Bunny: Listen, Dracula... Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? Like the eyes of strange things are upon you? Look, out there in the audience...
Gossamer: PEEEEE-PLE! Aieeeeeeeeeee!

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Bugs: That's the trouble with some dames. Kiss em and they fly apart!

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Bugs Bunny: [Bugs first sees Gossamer, turns around, makes funny faces and holds up a signs that says "yipe!" in small lettering, and then turns the sign around which says "YIPE!" in large lettering]

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Coiffio: So then we are either very, very, very, very, very much in danger, or very, very, very, very, very much... safe.

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Mrs. Leslie Carter: Why must they make some harmless weekend seem like a vulgar, obscene escapade? What kind of minds have these women got? Oh, whatever I've done, I've done to myself! Not the baby!

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Woof, Hud, Berger: [singing] Oh say, can you see my eyes? If you can, then my hair's too short.

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