Guest House Paradiso Quotes

Mr Johnson: I merely brushed your arm!
Richard Twat: Well, we have already established that you're a liar, Mr Jones.
Mr Johnson: Look, Mr Twat...
Richard Twat: It's pronounced Thwaite!
Mr Johnson: Well, It's spelled twat. [pointing at Richie's name on the desk]
Mr Johnson: T-W-A-T Twat!
Richard Twat: Could you keep your voice down please? We do have normal guests, as well.

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Gino Bolognese: Where are the whores I ordered? I ordered three prostitutes! Send them to my room, I'll take them now.

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Mrs Hardy: He's a black belt in karate, you know.
Richard Twat: More like a pink belt in hanging about gentlemen's lavatories on Hamstead Heath.

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Mrs Hardy: [ordering breakfast] Where do your eggs come from?
Richard Twat: Ermm... Hen's vaginas?

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