Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas (VG) Quotes

Catalina: [shooting] DRINK MY PISS!

Movie: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas (VG)
Cop 2: [When in a police vehicle, over the police radio]
Cop 1: Backup requested, I've got a 10-91 in Chinatown.
Cop 2: Which Chinatown?
Cop 1: Chinatown in San Fierro

Movie: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas (VG)
Big Smoke: Like it says in the book... We are both blessed and cursed.
Carl Johnson: What ****in' book?

Movie: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas (VG)
Carl Johnson: [while carjacking someone] You got the car of my dreams!

Movie: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas (VG)
Carl Johnson: [while falling from a great height] I HATE GRAVITY!

Movie: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas (VG)
[CJ, Woozie, Suzie, Zero, one of Woozie's assistants, the occupant of the room and two other men are in the planning room]
Carl Johnson: It seems impossible to keep a secret around here! I would have thought the size of the room would keep the numbers down.
Man #1: Hey, speak up, we can't hear you back here!
Carl Johnson: I appreciate your input, but please, **** off.
Man #1: What did he say?
Man #2: [murmuring] He said **** off. [Man #1 and Man #2 leave]
Carl Johnson: [to the occupant] Hey, what are you still doing here?
Occupant: I live here.
Carl Johnson: Oh, OK, you can stay.
Occupant: Great.
Su Xi Mu: Hey, where's the coffee and doughnuts? [CJ purposely ignores Suzie]
Carl Johnson: OK, look, I'm going to go shut off the city's power source. Woozie, look after these fools for me.
Woozie: OK, now, the important thing to remember with a plan like this, is that... nothing can go wrong.

Movie: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas (VG)