Gnomeo and Juliet Quotes

Juliet: He's a Blue!
Gnomeo: She's a Red!
Featherstone: And I'm Pink - who cares!

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?
Gnomeo: No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!
Juliet: Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?
Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh [Gives a nervous chuckle]
Gnomeo: , I just wanted to see you again!
Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you he'll bury you under the patio!
Gnomeo: 'Finds me', are you joking? 'Stealth' is my middle name! [Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Fawn: [Looking at the graffitied well]Why would anyone do this to Tybalt?
Red Good Gnomes: Because nobody likes him!

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Bill Shakespeare: [after spotting the large explosion in the background]Told ya so.

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Red Good Gnomes: [First Lines]The story you are about to see has been told before. A lot.

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Lady Bluebury: My, your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?
Lord Redbrick: Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.
Lady Bluebury: The proper word is insinuating, illiterate.
Lord Redbrick: I am not illiterate! My parents were married!

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Featherstone: [Indicating Shroom]He followed your scent all the way from the alley, and he doesn't even have a nose [lowers his voice]
Featherstone: I checked.

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Nanette: [to Shroom]You look like a fun-gi!

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Lord Redbrick: [On the Blue gnome who infiltrated the Red garden]When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes! [Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Lord Redbrick: You are delicate!
Juliet: [Turns and faces her father]I'm not delicate! [kicks her tulip off the pedestal]
Nanette: [Removes the tulip from her mouth]She's definitely not delicate!

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Lord Redbrick: Attack!
Lady Bluebury: Counter-attack!
Lord Redbrick: Counter-counter-attack!

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Gnomeo: Let's kick some grass!

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of the log pile]Gnomeo: It's alright - nobody lives here.
Juliet: Then why are you whispering?
Gnomeo: Why are you whispering?
Juliet: [Spotting something behind Gnomeo]Wow - look at that! [Runs towards it]
Gnomeo: I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Lord Redbrick: [Turning away from the wrecked pedestal]I'm sorry about your son
Lady Bluebury: I'm sorry about your daughter
Lord Redbrick: [Steps forward and holds out his hand]This feud...
Lady Bluebury: Is over. [Takes his hand]

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Featherstone: A weed by any other name is still a weed.

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?
Juliet: [Walking away]What orchid?

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Benny: I love going Commando!

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Terrafirminator V.O.: MEOW!

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Fawn: Ok, who's cheating?

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet
Lord Redbrick: You left me no choice, Juliet. I lost your mother. I'm not going to lose you.

Movie: Gnomeo and Juliet