Glee Quote
Kurt: [about to have his head plunged into the toilet by Puck] Wait! No please! I'm a terrible swimmer! I'm allergic to water!
Puck: Get in there, dweeb!
Kurt: Stop! [Puck stops] It's a waste of water.
Narrator: Some people want to do good.
Puck: [pulls Kurt out of the stall]
Kurt: Let's calmly walk down the hall and you can give me a swirlie there. In one of those low flushed toilets that are good for the environment.
Puck: You say it's close?
Kurt: [nods]
Puck: I'm really pressed for time. I gotta go throw Artie's wheelchair off the roof in like, five.
Narrator: Some people don't.
Kurt: [points] Oh look, pretty girl.
Puck: [turns to the side while Kurt runs to the door]
Kurt: You'll never catch me alive. [runs out]
Puck: Man, I gotta stop being nice to people.
Puck: Get in there, dweeb!
Kurt: Stop! [Puck stops] It's a waste of water.
Narrator: Some people want to do good.
Puck: [pulls Kurt out of the stall]
Kurt: Let's calmly walk down the hall and you can give me a swirlie there. In one of those low flushed toilets that are good for the environment.
Puck: You say it's close?
Kurt: [nods]
Puck: I'm really pressed for time. I gotta go throw Artie's wheelchair off the roof in like, five.
Narrator: Some people don't.
Kurt: [points] Oh look, pretty girl.
Puck: [turns to the side while Kurt runs to the door]
Kurt: You'll never catch me alive. [runs out]
Puck: Man, I gotta stop being nice to people.
TV Show: Glee
