Glee Quote
Brittany: These men back here are called stagehands. I made out with every single one of them. I'm waiting for my friend Kurt. He took me on a date. He gave me a facial and now I'm in love with him.
Kurt: [walks on stage wearing a costume]
Brittany: You look like a boy peacock.
Kurt: Why thank you, Brittany.
Brittany: You look like a boy peacock that likes other boy peacocks.
Kurt: You'd be surprise Britt that the male peacocks are the fancy ones and the female ones are the drab ones.
Brittany: I don't know what the word drab means.
Kurt: Really?
Brittany: I do know that verbs are action words. Why are you dressed up like that?
Kurt: Well Britt, we've reached the eleven o'clock number. We have to push through to the finish. I think the only way we can beat Vocal Adrenaline is with fashion.
Brittany: We're jumping on mattresses. I think your lady cape might get ruined.
Kurt: You know, Britt? For the first time, I think you're right.
Brittany: Remember when we made out?
Kurt: [silent for a few seconds] Yeah.
Brittany: I'm incredibly turned on right now. I want to touch your soft baby hands.
Kurt: Y'know, Brit, I-I have thi-this thing that I- [runs off the stage]
Brittany: One day, I will make Kurt Hummel mine. You can count on that. Even though...I can't count.
Kurt: [walks on stage wearing a costume]
Brittany: You look like a boy peacock.
Kurt: Why thank you, Brittany.
Brittany: You look like a boy peacock that likes other boy peacocks.
Kurt: You'd be surprise Britt that the male peacocks are the fancy ones and the female ones are the drab ones.
Brittany: I don't know what the word drab means.
Kurt: Really?
Brittany: I do know that verbs are action words. Why are you dressed up like that?
Kurt: Well Britt, we've reached the eleven o'clock number. We have to push through to the finish. I think the only way we can beat Vocal Adrenaline is with fashion.
Brittany: We're jumping on mattresses. I think your lady cape might get ruined.
Kurt: You know, Britt? For the first time, I think you're right.
Brittany: Remember when we made out?
Kurt: [silent for a few seconds] Yeah.
Brittany: I'm incredibly turned on right now. I want to touch your soft baby hands.
Kurt: Y'know, Brit, I-I have thi-this thing that I- [runs off the stage]
Brittany: One day, I will make Kurt Hummel mine. You can count on that. Even though...I can't count.
TV Show: Glee
