Glee Quote

Mr. Schuester: All right, folks. Regionals is in a week. It's time to get deep into our set list. Artie? You okay?
Artie: [still in shock] My life is over. How am I suppose to support a baby? [turns to Brittany] How could you not tell me about this?
Mr. Schuester: Wait, Brittany, are you pregnant?
Brittany: Definitely. I'm so sorry, Artie. I didn't want to upset you. I thought I could surprise you when I dropped him off. I'm pretty sure it's a boy.
Puck: Um, babies don't get dropped off.
Mr. Schuester: Wait, Brittany, have you been to a doctor yet? That's the only way to be sure.
Brittany: I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look outside my window. Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage. I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby. I know where babies come from.
Santana: [looks at Brittany in shock]
Sam: [smiles and shakes his head]
Mr. Schuester: And that's when I realized you were right.

TV Show: Glee

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