Ghost Graduation Quotes
Jorge: [about Modesto]Why isn't he scared?
MarivÝ: He probably came from a public school.
MarivÝ: He probably came from a public school.
Movie: Ghost Graduation
Girl at Ouija Board: I don't want to die a virgin.
Boy at Ouija Board: You aren't a virgin.
Girl at Ouija Board: I know, but I don't want to die.
Boy at Ouija Board: You aren't a virgin.
Girl at Ouija Board: I know, but I don't want to die.
Movie: Ghost Graduation
Jorge: Why are you talking like that? We're ghosts, not retards.
Dani: Finally, one can see us and he's stupid.
Dani: Finally, one can see us and he's stupid.
Movie: Ghost Graduation
Modesto: Nobody says dude or baloney anymore.
Dani: Oh, yeah? Do students still punch their teachers in the face?
Modesto: That's as popular as ever, but let's calm down.
Dani: Oh, yeah? Do students still punch their teachers in the face?
Modesto: That's as popular as ever, but let's calm down.
Movie: Ghost Graduation
[Modesto visits the psychiatrist's office looking for help with his dead students]Psiquiatra muerto: I can help you.
Modesto: Should I take advice from a suicidal therapist?
Psiquiatra muerto: I need to talk to someone. I'm sick of listening to wackos. Not you, of course. Tell me what's their problem.
Modesto: The same as yours.
Psiquiatra muerto: They're sick of my son?
Modesto: Should I take advice from a suicidal therapist?
Psiquiatra muerto: I need to talk to someone. I'm sick of listening to wackos. Not you, of course. Tell me what's their problem.
Modesto: The same as yours.
Psiquiatra muerto: They're sick of my son?
Movie: Ghost Graduation
Manuela: A little voodoo could fix this in no time.
Tina: You mean sacrificing chickens?
Manuela: Just one.
Tina: You mean sacrificing chickens?
Manuela: Just one.
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Manuela: [possessed by Pinfloy]Tina asked me to call you. She's embarrassed because... Well, dude, she says she's into you.
Modesto: What? She's into me? What do you mean? Is that what she said?
Manuela: To my face. She said Modesto is hot. He gets my panties wet.
Modesto: What? She's into me? What do you mean? Is that what she said?
Manuela: To my face. She said Modesto is hot. He gets my panties wet.
Movie: Ghost Graduation
Manuela: Cheer up, sweetie. Yesterday I took care of our problem.
Tina: Don't tell me you killed a chicken.
Manuela: Even better. I humped a spirit.
Tina: Don't tell me you killed a chicken.
Manuela: Even better. I humped a spirit.
Movie: Ghost Graduation
Pinfloy: Modesto. We have a problem. I haven't got I.D.
Modesto: Don't worry. I know the doorman.
Modesto: Don't worry. I know the doorman.
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Modesto: Every school in the area has fired me.
Psiquiatra vivo: But you don't see dead people anymore. We still need to pinpoint the problem. Dead people are buried in the ground, right? In holes. It's time to accept their existence.
Modesto: Dead people?
Psiquiatra vivo: No, the hole. It's the hole that scares you. And the hole, my dear Modesto, is your anus. How can I put this...? You're gay.
Modesto: I'm not gay.
Psiquiatra vivo: Sure you are. Repeat after me: I'm gay and there's no such thing as ghosts.
Psiquiatra muerto: [listening in on his son from the next room]I put this kid in college for nothing.
Psiquiatra vivo: But you don't see dead people anymore. We still need to pinpoint the problem. Dead people are buried in the ground, right? In holes. It's time to accept their existence.
Modesto: Dead people?
Psiquiatra vivo: No, the hole. It's the hole that scares you. And the hole, my dear Modesto, is your anus. How can I put this...? You're gay.
Modesto: I'm not gay.
Psiquiatra vivo: Sure you are. Repeat after me: I'm gay and there's no such thing as ghosts.
Psiquiatra muerto: [listening in on his son from the next room]I put this kid in college for nothing.
Movie: Ghost Graduation
Otegui: I don't want to disturb you, but I'm worried about Desiree's Mother's Day drawing.
Desiree: It's Mama.
Tina: Let me see. How pretty. I see she smokes. She has a cigar in her mouth.
Desiree: It's not a cigar. It's a turd.
Otegui: It's a turd. I'd like to speak to the art teacher.
Tina: He quit last month.
Otegui: Another one? How many is that?
Tina: I don't know.
Otegui: Eight. We've been keeping track.
Desiree: It's Mama.
Tina: Let me see. How pretty. I see she smokes. She has a cigar in her mouth.
Desiree: It's not a cigar. It's a turd.
Otegui: It's a turd. I'd like to speak to the art teacher.
Tina: He quit last month.
Otegui: Another one? How many is that?
Tina: I don't know.
Otegui: Eight. We've been keeping track.
Movie: Ghost Graduation
Consejera Educaci¾n: I want this school running like a convent by the end of the semester.
Movie: Ghost Graduation
Modesto: I need your help.
Psiquiatra vivo: I'm all ears.
Modesto: No, I need YOUR help.
Psiquiatra vivo: I'm all ears.
Psiquiatra muerto: Are you talking to me?
Modesto: Yes.
Psiquiatra muerto: It's a miracle! Finally you notice me!
Psiquiatra vivo: I'm all ears.
Modesto: No, I need YOUR help.
Psiquiatra vivo: I'm all ears.
Psiquiatra muerto: Are you talking to me?
Modesto: Yes.
Psiquiatra muerto: It's a miracle! Finally you notice me!
Movie: Ghost Graduation
Modesto: I'm sorry, but the unfinished business thing is true, and you can't leave here until you finish it. I don't know what it is. That's up to you to find out, but if you're trapped here together it must be because you have to leave together, so maybe what we need to do is start thinking about what you have in common.
Movie: Ghost Graduation