Getting Straight Quotes

Cynthia: [student to teacher] Can you perhaps give me some recommendations for this book report? Whenever I go to the library, I just get so lost.
Harry Bailey: [taken by her sex appeal] Oh, sure. [he writes down the title of a book]
Cynthia: [reading his recommendation] The Complete Unexpurgated Works of the Markeese de Sayd.
Harry Bailey: No, no. It's the Marquis de Sade. You see, he was a Frenchman.
Cynthia: He was a pervert.
Harry Bailey: You already know about him?
Cynthia: My high school English teacher already tried to turn me onto him.

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Harry Bailey: I'm going to be a teacher... and I'm going to teach the truth... to somebody.

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Harry Bailey: [bitter and sarcastically] Yes, I really approve of your protest about letting the lab monkeys copulate before they are taken into vivisection. One of the burning issues of our times!

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Jan: How can you be so cavalier? Did you see what was going on out there? It was ugly!
Harry Bailey: No. That protest... was sexy.
Jan: Sexy?
Harry Bailey: Do you think you're the only one who got laid tonight?

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