Love Story Quotes
John Lequizamo: [imitating his grandfather] Help! Help! I fell in the toilet!
John Lequizamo: [imitating his grandmother] How did you come to fall in?
John Lequizamo: [imitating his grandfather] I didn't come to fall in. I came to take a ****.
John Lequizamo: [imitating his grandmother] How did you come to fall in?
John Lequizamo: [imitating his grandfather] I didn't come to fall in. I came to take a ****.
Movie: Love Story
John Lequizamo: [imitating his friend] Latin women are like blow-up dolls. You put a ring on their finger and watch their hips expand.
Movie: Love Story
Masha: Herman! This is the last time I'm going to talk to you, and I'm going to tell you you're the worst fraud I've known in my life! If you hear that I'm dead, don't come to my funeral.
Movie: Love Story
Zia: [to Kneller] His headlights were broken for ages, and she fixed them just by touching a button.
Movie: Love Story
Florian Habicht: Guess what a woman likes? A woman likes strong coffee y'know why? They'll behave themselves better.
Florian Habicht: ...they don't need a strong man, they need strong coffee. You ever see a woman drinking strong coffee? They are the best.
Florian Habicht: ...they don't need a strong man, they need strong coffee. You ever see a woman drinking strong coffee? They are the best.
Movie: Love Story