Florian Habicht: Guess what a woman likes? A woman likes strong coffee y'know why? They'll behave themselves better.
Florian Habicht: ...they don't need a strong man, they need strong coffee. You ever see a woman drinking strong coffee? They are the best.

Movie / TV: Love Story
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Eva: [as he walks away]You got 5 minutes?
Remmy Jones: No.
Eva: [beat]Please?
Remmy Jones: [turns around]Why?
Eva: I think I know where she is.

Movie / TV: Me and Mr Jones, a love story on Natalee-island
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Sam: [At the gym]Oh! You're killing me! I'm gonna eat your babies!
Cassie: That would be a terrible idea. You are not supposed to eat red meat...

Movie / TV: A Big Love Story
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Gabriel: [First lines]It was the year the whole world remembers. The year of the endless winter and the subsequent heat wave. The year in which a train derailed. The year of Bang Gang. That week, finally the sun came out and for us it all began.

Movie / TV: Bang Gang (A Modern Love Story)
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Lillian Michelson: When Harold first came out to California, and was setting up our foundation for our life, when he said, 'Come on out, I have an apartment for you', I had a few days on the train from Miami to think about what I was getting into. [train whistle]
Lillian Michelson: And I'm thinking, what am I doing? I'm going to an unknown state, a man I don't know - I just know his sister. Is this a reason to get married? Is this a reason to leave everything? I had two days and two nights of not sleeping, just sitting and wondering.
Lillian Michelson: I never felt that I was worthy of all this love. So that's the crux of it. [interviewer: What?]
Lillian Michelson: I guess because I was an orphan and not the center of the universe, from a very early age, and had to fight - everything. All my life's circumstances had to be fought against, and resisted, and made to fit *me* as a person. So I never felt that I was really worthy of anybody's sustained and consistent love. I was thrilled by it, but secretly I never thought I would - I deserved it. That's why I loved the poems so much. 'Oh, another year and he still loves me!' [laughs]

Movie / TV: Harold and Lillian: A Hollywood Love Story
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[last lines] Lillian Michelson: The challenges that one has to overcome, I think is, making the other person feel that you are really vital to the partner's life, in every sense, and that - there's no enemy there. Even if you fight, there's no enemy there. We were a team. [closes book]

Movie / TV: Harold and Lillian: A Hollywood Love Story
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Lillian Michelson: [referring to Tom Waits]And he just liked to sit there and just talk about his life. He had this gravelly voice that just was fascinating. Everything that came out of him sounded as if it should be a police confession.

Movie / TV: Harold and Lillian: A Hollywood Love Story
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Rick Carter: It starts with Harold and Lillian being a loving couple. They truly were people that, together, created - art.
Danny DeVito: They were like two peas in a pod. They fed each other in a kind of a really great way.
Mel Brooks: They fed each other, not only their passion and their love, but they fed each other their creativity, their ideas.
Rick Carter: She was so supportive, and he was so appreciative, and then in turn so supportive, that you felt like you were watching the best of Hollywood, as it could be as a lifestyle.
Lillian Michelson: In our industry, in Hollywood, marriages don't seem to last very long. There are many reasons why. The fact that our marriage lasted sixty years is a big surprise, mostly to Harold and me and to our friends. [smiles]

Movie / TV: Harold and Lillian: A Hollywood Love Story
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Simon: The irony of documenting a documentary. Actually, if you think about it, I'm documenting a documentary within a documentary. The layers give me shivers.

Movie / TV: Tarot: A Documentary Love Story
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Gary: I think this is a better question.
Babykins: Uh-huh.
Gary: Do you hear a voice? Rather than, do you hear voices?
Babykins: Yeah.
Gary: Makes it more forgiving. Less like you think they're nuts.

Movie / TV: Tarot: A Documentary Love Story
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Drew: [takes a bite of cheesecake]This is delicious.
Babydills: Isn't it great? It's vegan, gluten free and dairy free.
Gary: Do you have anything that's vegan free?

Movie / TV: Tarot: A Documentary Love Story
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Drew: You need to be in this thing all the way. Love is like a fairy tale. Navah is your Cinderella and you're her Prince Charming. You need to focus on the happy ending. That's what I do with Gary. When he gets a little cranky, I just remind him what's important.
Babykins: What's that?
Drew: My sweet ass.

Movie / TV: Tarot: A Documentary Love Story
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Babydills: But I know I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. Please. Just hang in there with me. Ishmael.
Ishamel: I've been doing that for a year and I need to make room for others who are working. Your last big job was playing Deena Delgado on the Wonder Years.

Movie / TV: Tarot: A Documentary Love Story
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Ishamel: One of my clients told me he has a prescription for marijuana. Huh. And it was for back pain. Seems you can get marijuana for almost anything today. Maybe you could get it to taper Jewish guilt.

Movie / TV: Tarot: A Documentary Love Story
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Federico: I just booked a period piece film.
Mannie: Really? Is it that new Robert De Niro film?
Federico: No, it's with Orange Coast College. Who's Robert De Niro?
Mannie: Godfather.
Federico: He's your godfather?
Mannie: No. The movie.
Federico: What? What movie?

Movie / TV: Tarot: A Documentary Love Story
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[first lines]
Herself, Author of 'Pornography and Silence': Hustler magazine, which is a pornographic magazine, had a Valentine's Day issue in February. There's a glossy red cover, and there's a woman on the cover and she's wearing chains. She's semi-nude of course, she wearing chains and one of those collars around her neck, and she has glasses in the shapes of hearts. Pornography reveals itself, its real purpose, you know, there you have the heart imprisoned, the heart on its knees, you know, and if necessary the heart rendered silent.

Movie / TV: Not a Love Story - A Film About Pornography
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Zia: [to Kneller] His headlights were broken for ages, and she fixed them just by touching a button.

Movie / TV: Love Story
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Mary Jo Buttafuoco: This is, like, the worst thing that could ever happen.

Movie / TV: Love Story
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Masha: Herman! This is the last time I'm going to talk to you, and I'm going to tell you you're the worst fraud I've known in my life! If you hear that I'm dead, don't come to my funeral.

Movie / TV: Love Story
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John Lequizamo: [imitating his friend] Latin women are like blow-up dolls. You put a ring on their finger and watch their hips expand.

Movie / TV: Love Story
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John Lequizamo: [imitating his grandfather] Help! Help! I fell in the toilet!
John Lequizamo: [imitating his grandmother] How did you come to fall in?
John Lequizamo: [imitating his grandfather] I didn't come to fall in. I came to take a ****.

Movie / TV: Love Story
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Herman: The last two men on Earth, they would kill each other.

Movie / TV: Love Story
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Garet: When it comes to love, my friend, women cannot be trusted. They say one thing, they mean another. They're evil. They're the most evil of all creatures.

Movie / TV: A Pyromaniacs Love Story
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Ed Malloy: Like me? You said before you love me!
Sam Crain: I'd say anything to save the world.

Movie / TV: Brain Smasher... A Love Story (V)
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Baig Saheb: All of a sudden, I am tired.

Movie / TV: 1942 - A Love Story
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Jennifer Cavilleri Barrett: Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Movie / TV: Love Story
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Adam: It's not a frat, it's a fraternity. Would you call your country a cunt?

Movie / TV: Yeti - A Love Story (V)
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Virgil: [explaining why he gets tattoos] It's for different reasons. Sometimes it's a person I've met, or a place I've been. Sometimes it's just some cool thing I saw on the wall.
Sara: So... nouns, basically.

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