Gary the Rat Quotes

Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Are you sure you're a doctor?
Gary's Therapist: The Internet University of Science Stuff seems to think so.
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: I'm outta here.
Gary's Therapist: Please pay the girl outside in small bills.

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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: No, mother, I can't come and see you tonight. Well, accidental amputations happen all the time. Deal with it.

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Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Yes, mother. A lot of people go through life with only one lung. I'm sure it's fine for you to smoke. Go ahead, light up!

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Walter: Frank, it's come to my attention that you have leprosy.
Frank: That's a lie. [accidently flings his nose into Walter's glass of water]
Walter: Leprosy is an infectious bacterial disease man. That's not the type of lifestyle we can support here...

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