Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Quotes

Dr. Liz Asher: Seems like a regular burial, Rick. Do you really buy this portal to Hell deal?
Dr. Rick Dagless: I wouldn't say I buy it, Liz. Let's just say I'm window shopping, and right now, there's a half-price sale on weird.

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Garth Marenghi: Listen, I'm a writer. If I want to start a sentence with a full stop, I will!

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Garth Marenghi: I realized that man needs to keep in touch with his primal urges, whether through sport or through violent movies. Otherwise, we'd end up like Bill Wyman.

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