Funeral Kings Quotes
Andy Gilmour: You know that kid hasn't even gotten paid yet?
Charlie Waters: What!
Andy Gilmour: He says his parents are gonna pay him once he's an adult.
Charlie Waters: Gimme a break. There's no way they're just gonna give up a million bucks.
Andy Gilmour: You think he got that much?
Charlie Waters: Yeah, dude, even shitty actors are millionaires.
Charlie Waters: What!
Andy Gilmour: He says his parents are gonna pay him once he's an adult.
Charlie Waters: Gimme a break. There's no way they're just gonna give up a million bucks.
Andy Gilmour: You think he got that much?
Charlie Waters: Yeah, dude, even shitty actors are millionaires.
Movie: Funeral Kings
Andy Gilmour: [after being thrown out of the video store for trying to buy an R-rated movie]Come on, dude, I look old. How old do I look?
David Mason: I don't know... 14?
Charlie Waters: Yeah, but how old could I be?
David Mason: Uhh...
Charlie Waters: 14! You look like you're 14!
Andy Gilmour: I look older than you!
David Mason: I don't know... 14?
Charlie Waters: Yeah, but how old could I be?
David Mason: Uhh...
Charlie Waters: 14! You look like you're 14!
Andy Gilmour: I look older than you!
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Iggy Vannucci: This kid is gonna shit his pants any second now... I'll treat you like an adult as soon as you have skeletons in your closet that keep YOU awake at night, 'cause that's what makes ME an adult... That and, you know, I know what a pussy feels like.
Movie: Funeral Kings
Charlie Waters: [after running away from a party with older high school kids]You sent me back in there! And there she is making out with that fucking creep!
Andy Gilmour: Who was?
Charlie Waters: Lindsey.
Andy Gilmour: Oh please, like you even had a chance. You wouldn't even know what to do even if you did!
Charlie Waters: Stop acting like you know more than me! I saw that girl you made out with at camp. She had a fucking mustache!
Andy Gilmour: Fuck you! You look like you're 10 years old. Stop kidding yourself!
Mrs. Waters: [Charlie's mom beeps the car horn and pulls up to the curb]You boys have fun?
Andy Gilmour: Who was?
Charlie Waters: Lindsey.
Andy Gilmour: Oh please, like you even had a chance. You wouldn't even know what to do even if you did!
Charlie Waters: Stop acting like you know more than me! I saw that girl you made out with at camp. She had a fucking mustache!
Andy Gilmour: Fuck you! You look like you're 10 years old. Stop kidding yourself!
Mrs. Waters: [Charlie's mom beeps the car horn and pulls up to the curb]You boys have fun?
Movie: Funeral Kings