Fubar Quotes

Fubar: A genie, is that what you think I am? Let me tell you something, a genie is a blue lil fag who pops out of a bottle and grants some asshole three wishes. Me? I'm a booze demon.

Movie: Fubar
[at a funeral]
Dean Murdoch: Hey, Mrs. Mitchener, you wanna hear a joke?
Mrs. Mitchener: Most certainly
Dean Murdoch: It's farrel really liked this one. What do you call a guy who's from Pakistani who's seen everything and done everything?
Terry: Been everywhere.
Dean Murdoch: Yeah. Seen everything, been everywhere, done everything. And he's from Pakistan.
Mrs. Mitchener: I don't know.
Dean Murdoch: Bindair Dondat.

Movie: Fubar