Friends Quote

Rachel: [Rachel's cell phone rings] Hello?
Monica: Hey, Rach, it's me. Okay, I just got to Chandler's room, and I caught him... molesting himself.
Rachel: Ohh... that couldn't have been pretty. But you know? Guys do that.
Monica: Yeah? Uh, well, the weird part is... he was getting off... to a shark attack show!
Rachel: [gasp] No!
Monica: Yes! Chandler watches shark porn!

TV Show: Friends

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