For Better or Worse Quotes

Dwayne: I can remember six or seven years ago, nobody ate turkey. Now, everybody eats turkey! Turkey burgers. Right? Turkey sausage. Hey, I used to eat ham and cheese, man. Not anymore. Now it's turkey this. Turkey that. Sometimes, I wonder what animal's gonna be next, you know? Duck. I bet you it's duck.

Movie: For Better or Worse
Michael Makeshift: I saw two of my ex-girlfriends on Oprah. One had become a man. The other was dating him.

Movie: For Better or Worse