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Shaun: [packing after Andy has fired Darren] What about these? [pointing at some binders on the window sill]
Darren: Nothing in 'em. Just put them up there because the local kids run by and peer in and shout insults.
Shaun: Kids can be cruel, eh?
Darren: Yeah. They can.
Shaun: What do they say?
Darren: You know what they say.
Shaun: What, "lanky four-eyed twat"?
Darren: Yeah.
Shaun: "Weirdo goggle-eyed gimp"?
Darren: Sometimes.
Shaun: "Frankenstein's albino gonk"?
Darren: I've never heard that one.
Shaun: It's so easy to have a go at a bloke who looks like you, you're just easy pickings, and it's... [trails off and shakes his head]
Darren: "Sheepshagger" they've said sometimes as well.
Shaun: I thought "sheepshagger" was Welsh.
Darren: No, it can be Bristol as well.
Shaun: I thought Bristol was inbreeding.
Darren: Sheepshagging, inbreeding, slavery... we're famous for loads of stuff down there.
Shaun: Oh, all right.
[pause]
Darren: Bar?
Shaun: Yeah?
Darren: I could do with a hug, mate.
Shaun: Yeah. [They hug. A kid walks by, looks in the window, and shouts, "Queers!"] Ignore him.
Darren: Nothing in 'em. Just put them up there because the local kids run by and peer in and shout insults.
Shaun: Kids can be cruel, eh?
Darren: Yeah. They can.
Shaun: What do they say?
Darren: You know what they say.
Shaun: What, "lanky four-eyed twat"?
Darren: Yeah.
Shaun: "Weirdo goggle-eyed gimp"?
Darren: Sometimes.
Shaun: "Frankenstein's albino gonk"?
Darren: I've never heard that one.
Shaun: It's so easy to have a go at a bloke who looks like you, you're just easy pickings, and it's... [trails off and shakes his head]
Darren: "Sheepshagger" they've said sometimes as well.
Shaun: I thought "sheepshagger" was Welsh.
Darren: No, it can be Bristol as well.
Shaun: I thought Bristol was inbreeding.
Darren: Sheepshagging, inbreeding, slavery... we're famous for loads of stuff down there.
Shaun: Oh, all right.
[pause]
Darren: Bar?
Shaun: Yeah?
Darren: I could do with a hug, mate.
Shaun: Yeah. [They hug. A kid walks by, looks in the window, and shouts, "Queers!"] Ignore him.
TV Show: Extras
