Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Quotes

Joel : [ talking to Clementine in the train ] Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.

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Joel : He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things. He stole a pair of her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.

Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
[ Clementine comes in drunk and collapses on the couch. Joel has been sitting up and reading; his voice is angry ]
Joel : It's 3 o'clock.
Clementine : I kinda sorta wrecked your car.
Joel : You're driving drunk. It's pathetic.
Clementine : I was a little tipsy. Don't call me pathetic.
Joel : Well, it is pathetic. And it's fucking irresponsible. You could've killed somebody. I don't know, maybe you did kill somebody. Should we turn on the news and see? Should I check the grille to see if there's children or small animals?

Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Clementine : And in your little brain. You try to figure out, "Did she fuck someone tonight?"
Joel : No, see Clem. I assume you fucked someone tonight. Isn't that how you get people to like you?

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Clementine : Ouch. Ow my ass.

Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Clementine : Hi, I'm Clementine, can I have a piece of chicken?
Joel : Then you just took it. It was so intimate. It was like we were already lovers.

Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Joel : Why would she do that to me?
Rob : Hey does anybody want a joint?

Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Joel : It's goddamn freezing on this beach. Montauk in February, brilliant, Joel.

Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Howard : [ overlapping speech ] We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here, that way you won't be confused by their unexplainable presence in your home.

Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Mary : How happy is the blameless vestal's lot? The world forgetting by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, each prayer accepted and each wish resigned.

Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Clementine : I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it, and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.

Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind