Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Quotes
[ Hammering noises in the background ]
Rob : Fuck!
Carrie : Rob, give it a rest.
Rob : Carrie, I am making a birdhouse.
Rob : Fuck!
Carrie : Rob, give it a rest.
Rob : Carrie, I am making a birdhouse.
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[ looking at the letter from Lacuna, Inc ]
Joel : What is it?
Rob : I don't know, it's a place that does a thing...
Joel : What is it?
Rob : I don't know, it's a place that does a thing...
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[ as Joel and Clementine eat out, he thinks about the other glum-looking couples in the restaurant ]
Joel : Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?
Joel : Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?
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Patrick : Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies.
Stan : Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.
Stan : Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.
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Joel : Wait.
Clementine : Why?
Joel : I don't know. Just wait... for a while.
Clementine : Why?
Joel : I don't know. Just wait... for a while.
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Clementine : Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
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Mary : That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.
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Joel Barish : Pages ripped out. Don't remember doing that. It appears this is my first entry in two years.
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[ Clementine is leading Joel out onto the frozen Charles River ]
Joel : I don't know. What if it breaks?
Clementine : What if? Do you really care right now?
Joel : I don't know. What if it breaks?
Clementine : What if? Do you really care right now?
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Joel : Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy!
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Howard : You want to empty your home, you want to empty your life, of Clementine.
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Clementine : I'm fucking crawling out of my skin. I should've left you at the flea market.
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Joel : Mierzwiak! Please let me keep this memory, just this one.
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Clementine : Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid.
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Joel : I can't remember anything without you.
Clementine : That's sweet, but try.
Clementine : That's sweet, but try.
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[ Mary is stoned, and Joel has just gone off the map ]
Mary : He could wake up all half-baked and, gooey and, and half-baked... mmm, that sounds sooo good. I'm hungry.
Mary : He could wake up all half-baked and, gooey and, and half-baked... mmm, that sounds sooo good. I'm hungry.
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Carrie : You're stoned and you're driving.
Rob : Pot balances me out. Pot brings me up. That's I smoke it if I'm going to be drinking.
Rob : Pot balances me out. Pot brings me up. That's I smoke it if I'm going to be drinking.
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Joel : I don't see anything I don't like about you.
Clementine : But you will! But you will, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that's what happens with me.
Joel : Okay.
Clementine : But you will! But you will, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that's what happens with me.
Joel : Okay.
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Clementine : Let me show you something... come on...
Joel : I think I heard a crack.
Clementine : It's not gonna crack, or break, or... it's so thick!... Show me which constellations you know.
Joel : Um... oh... I don't... know any.
Clementine : Show me which ones you know!
Joel : Okay... okay... oh! There's Osidius.
Clementine : Where?
Joel : Right there... see? Sort of a swoop and a cross, Osidius the Emphatic.
Clementine : You're full of shit, right?
Joel : Nope. Osidius, right there, swoop and cross.
Clementine : Shut the fuck up!
Joel : I think I heard a crack.
Clementine : It's not gonna crack, or break, or... it's so thick!... Show me which constellations you know.
Joel : Um... oh... I don't... know any.
Clementine : Show me which ones you know!
Joel : Okay... okay... oh! There's Osidius.
Clementine : Where?
Joel : Right there... see? Sort of a swoop and a cross, Osidius the Emphatic.
Clementine : You're full of shit, right?
Joel : Nope. Osidius, right there, swoop and cross.
Clementine : Shut the fuck up!
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Clementine : I'm gonna marry you... I know it!
Joel : Ummm... okay...
Joel : Ummm... okay...
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Clementine : Look, I'm sorry if I came off a little nutso, I'm not really.
Joel : That's okay, I really didn't think you were.
Joel : That's okay, I really didn't think you were.
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