Elf Quotes

Santa: I've been to New York thousands of times.
Buddy: Really?
Santa: Mm-hmm.
Buddy: What's it like?
Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
Buddy: Oh.
Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says Peep Show, that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.

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Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.

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Emily: [tries some of Buddy's spaghetti with syrup] Oh, that's good.
Buddy: Good?
Emily: Good.
Buddy: Good!

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Leon the Snowman: Why the long face, Buddy?
Buddy: It seems I'm not an elf.
Leon the Snowman: Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.

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Miles Finch: [pitching ideas for a book] No tomatoes. Too vulnerable. Kids, they're already vulnerable.
Walter: See, I told you guys. I told them the same thing...
Miles Finch: And no farms. Everyone's pushing small town rural. A farm book would just be white noise.

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[last lines]
Papa Elf: Come here, little one. Poppy wants to see you.

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