Eddie Murphy Delirious Quotes

Eddie Murphy: I'm winded, I'm out of breath... I'm sweatin' and ****.
Female Crowd Member: You take it off!
Male Crowd Member: SHUT UP, *****! [Eddie and crowd bursts into huge laughter/applause]
Eddie Murphy: Y'all didn't know I was a ventriloquist too!

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Eddie Murphy: Brothers act like they couldn't have been slaves back 200 years ago. It's like the mother****ers LIKED that ****. I whish I was a slave, I would **** somebody up! ****, tell ME to bale some mother****ing cotton! I would been on the street and ****, would've come up and say, Ay, yo, nigger, bale this cotton! I would say, Suck my DICK, massa!

TV Show: Eddie Murphy Delirious