Ed Wood Quote

[ Bela Lugosi answers the door on Halloween night wearing his Dracula costume ]
Children : Trick or treat! [ At the sight of Dracula, all but one little boy scream and run away ]
Bela Lugosi : Aren't you scared, little boy? I'm going to drink your blood!
Little boy : You're not a real vampire. Those teeth don't frighten me. [ Bela looks puzzled. Ed Wood appears next to him in the doorway ]
Edward D. Wood, Jr. : How 'bout these? [ Pulls out his entire row of front teeth ]
Edward D. Wood, Jr. : [ Little boy screams and runs away ]
Bela Lugosi : Hey... How d'you do that?
Edward D. Wood, Jr. : Dentures! [ Holds them up ]
Edward D. Wood, Jr. : Lost my pearlies in the war!

Movie: Ed Wood

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