Eating Out: Drama Camp Quotes
Zack: [infected with poison oak]It's like my whole body is a circumcision wound.
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Dick Dickey: [following a spontaneous musical number]Well, that felt totally rehearsed.
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Penny: But Benji's not even gay, maybe.
Casey: He had a frozen turkey leg when we kissed.
Casey: He had a frozen turkey leg when we kissed.
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Casey: Okay, look, I'm pretty cool, but I'm NOT gonna stick his dick in your mouth for you.
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Zack: Do you like any of the girls here, bro?
Benji: Bro?
Zack: I don't know. Isn't that what guys say to each other?
Benji: In gay pornos, maybe, or the south.
Benji: Bro?
Zack: I don't know. Isn't that what guys say to each other?
Benji: In gay pornos, maybe, or the south.
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Jason: Now, Petruchio, I want you to lean in and kiss Hortensio and get your first kiss ever.
Casey: Um... for realsies?
Casey: Um... for realsies?
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Penny: [having groped a fellow camper]I can't tell if Benji's dick was big because it was hard or big because it was just a big dick.
Casey: Well, how dense was it?
Penny: Normal dense?
Casey: Okay, like grabbing a frozen turkey leg dense or like grabbing a giant marshmallow dense?
Penny: I don't know - somewhere in between? - but it could have been his iphone or a shoe for all I know.
Casey: A shoe? When's the last time you touched a dick, anyway?
Penny: That was my first.
Casey: Well, how dense was it?
Penny: Normal dense?
Casey: Okay, like grabbing a frozen turkey leg dense or like grabbing a giant marshmallow dense?
Penny: I don't know - somewhere in between? - but it could have been his iphone or a shoe for all I know.
Casey: A shoe? When's the last time you touched a dick, anyway?
Penny: That was my first.
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Conor: Has it really been seven years since you had sex?
Dick Dickey: Seven and a half.
Conor: Mm, I'm seven and a half. Solved.
Dick Dickey: Seven and a half.
Conor: Mm, I'm seven and a half. Solved.
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Tiffani: Now, I have a very loose throat, which is important in acting to get the good roles, if you know what I mean. No, I'm kidding. The only thing sucking off a casting director is gonna get you is a trip to the free clinic. I mean, if it worked, Brittany Murphy and I would star in everything.
Genevieve: Brittany Murphy is dead.
Tiffani: Really? That's hilarious. Girl knew how to suck a dick. She was like... the cock whisperer. All right, now everyone find a throat partner.
Genevieve: Brittany Murphy is dead.
Tiffani: Really? That's hilarious. Girl knew how to suck a dick. She was like... the cock whisperer. All right, now everyone find a throat partner.
Movie: Eating Out: Drama Camp