Early Man Quotes

Lord Nooth: Take 'im away and kill 'im... do it slowly [Guards start walking away with Dug really slowly]
Lord Nooth: No! I meant take 'im away at normal speed and kill 'im slowly!

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Villager: Sliced bread? That's the best thing since... well, ever!

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Treebor: Oh mum!

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Dino: Fowl!
Lord Nooth: Foul? There's no foul, you silly slap-head, the game's not even started.
Dino: [Referring to the inbound giant duck]No, Fowl!

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Lord Nooth: I have been massaged by a pig!

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Brian: Early man united. Another joke for you there.

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Bryan: [Winces at foul]That's not cricket, Brian! Whatever cricket is.

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Lord Nooth: Dino, do you have your rule book?
Dino: Of course.
Lord Nooth: Good, 'cause i'm going to throw it at you. [Knocks out Dino with book]

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Lord Nooth: The age of stone is over. Long live the age of bronze.

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Treebor: [Handed a spear]Ooh, it's pointy!

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Bryan: That's a slice of fried bronze.

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Brian: It looks like a giant fowl's wondered onto the pitch.
Bryan: He thinks it's all over...
Brian: It is now.

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Chief Bobnar: I can't play. I'm an old man. I'm almost 32.

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Dug: Oh Hognob

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Dug: Hognob!

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Lord Nooth: Beating him with sausages? Shame on you! That's a definite penalty!

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Goona: Where have you been, the Stone Age?

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Dug: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.

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Dug: You better go easy on the potato juice before you get... chip-faced.

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Dug: Hognob?

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Dug: Holy chips!

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