Dunston Checks In Quotes

La Farge: Dunston, I'm sorry. I was only trying to do my job. I didn't mean any harm. Do you forgive me? [Dunston slaps La Farge]
La Farge: I deserved that.

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Lord Rutledge: [to Kyle] You know what my speciality is? [Kyle shakes head]
Lord Rutledge: I can make noisy little boys disappear.

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Man at Table: Can I help you with somethin', son?
La Farge: I'm lookin' for a Pongo Pygmaeus.
Man at Table: [slyly] I catch you lookin' at my wife's "Pongo Pygmaeus" once more, I'm gonna break you in half.
La Farge: Right.

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Mrs. Dubrow: Where did it come from?
La Farge: Well, when two orangutans fall in love...
Robert Grant: I think she means how did it get into the hotel.

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Robert Grant: I will give you one week paid vacation if you go running out of this office crying.
Consuelo: [Consuelo starts up tears] Hoo hoo hoo hoo. Ahhhhh.

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