The Gods Must Be Crazy II Quotes
African soldier: [being chased by Cuban soldier, opens a little book up and reads] Excerpts from the Geneva Convention.
Cuban soldier: Forget it!
African soldier: It says here, that no prisoner should be treated inhumanly.
Cuban soldier: All right, all right. You can rest for three minutes. [they both stop and the African solider sits down by a tree]
African soldier: What's your hurry?
Cuban soldier: None your business. [stares at his watch]
Cuban soldier: [flash to a very short cut scene of the oldest kid running under a giraffe]
Cuban soldier: [still looking at his watch] 3 minutes. [starts jeep up]
African soldier: I'm pooped man.
Cuban soldier: [doesn't listen and starts chasing the African soldier again. Suddenly, the African soldier runs in another direction and a wild chase scene ensues]
Cuban soldier: [yelling all sorts of crazy things] Hey! Stop that! You are my prisoner! I'm gonna report you to the Geneva convention! [the Cuban soldier gets on the hood of his jeep and then a moment later the African soldier gets in the driver seat and taps on the Cuban soldier's ankle who is unaware where the African soldier is. The Cuban Soldier double takes, and the African soldier slams on the brakes as the Cuban soldier goes flying making a wild yelp]
Cuban soldier: You mustn't do that!
African soldier: [smiles] March!
Cuban soldier: Forget it!
African soldier: It says here, that no prisoner should be treated inhumanly.
Cuban soldier: All right, all right. You can rest for three minutes. [they both stop and the African solider sits down by a tree]
African soldier: What's your hurry?
Cuban soldier: None your business. [stares at his watch]
Cuban soldier: [flash to a very short cut scene of the oldest kid running under a giraffe]
Cuban soldier: [still looking at his watch] 3 minutes. [starts jeep up]
African soldier: I'm pooped man.
Cuban soldier: [doesn't listen and starts chasing the African soldier again. Suddenly, the African soldier runs in another direction and a wild chase scene ensues]
Cuban soldier: [yelling all sorts of crazy things] Hey! Stop that! You are my prisoner! I'm gonna report you to the Geneva convention! [the Cuban soldier gets on the hood of his jeep and then a moment later the African soldier gets in the driver seat and taps on the Cuban soldier's ankle who is unaware where the African soldier is. The Cuban Soldier double takes, and the African soldier slams on the brakes as the Cuban soldier goes flying making a wild yelp]
Cuban soldier: You mustn't do that!
African soldier: [smiles] March!
Movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy II
Chief Game Warden: [in radio] There was three game wardens and a woman.
Big Ben: What did you do?
Chief Game Warden: I tied them up [suddenly sees them escaping in rear view mirror]
Chief Game Warden: What the hell?
Chief Game Warden: [stops the truck and leaps out] George! [his yell echoes through the canyon]
George: [guilty panic] Yes, boss?
Big Ben: What did you do?
Chief Game Warden: I tied them up [suddenly sees them escaping in rear view mirror]
Chief Game Warden: What the hell?
Chief Game Warden: [stops the truck and leaps out] George! [his yell echoes through the canyon]
George: [guilty panic] Yes, boss?
Movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy II
Xixo: [speaking in his own dialect to Dr. Ann Taylor and the two soldiers]
Dr. Ann Taylor: Follow him.
African soldier: We low on gas.
Dr. Ann Taylor: *Follow him*
Cuban soldier: We low on gas.
Dr. Ann Taylor: [enunciating] Follow him.
African soldier: [sighs, and follows Xixo]
Dr. Ann Taylor: Follow him.
African soldier: We low on gas.
Dr. Ann Taylor: *Follow him*
Cuban soldier: We low on gas.
Dr. Ann Taylor: [enunciating] Follow him.
African soldier: [sighs, and follows Xixo]
Movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy II