Doonby Quotes

Duane: Hey Sam, you ever check to see how many folks you serve in one night?
Sam Doonby: Yes I have.
Archie: How do you keep count?
Sam Doonby: Simple. Count the legs, divide by four.

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Sam Doonby: This town is full of crazy people.

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Sheriff Woodley: You gotta tell me what you use for aftershave, 'cuz every woman in this town seems to have the hots for you.

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