Dharma and Greg Quote

[Dharma and Jane are playing German toruists while shopping, Lindsay is busy/annoyed, Jennifer is laid back/bemused/wt... /but getting it slowly]
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Costen poopen sweater?
Jennifer: They want to know how much the sweater costs?
Lindsay: It's seventy eight dollars. [Dharma looks to Jennifer for translation]
Jennifer: [holding up fingers] Seventy eight dollars. [Dharma and Jane look blankly]
Jennifer: Schleventy eighten dollarsen.
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Schleventy eighten dollarsen?
Jane Cavanaugh: Costen way too muchen.
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Das is einen Donald Trumpen poopen sweater.
Jennifer: They say it's a little pricey.
Lindsay: Well, the sale table is over there.
Jennifer: [pointing] Cheapen sweaters heresen.
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Cheapen sweaters sucken muchen.
Jennifer: They don't like em.
Lindsay: I got that.

Movie: Dharma and Greg

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