Destroy All Humans! (VG) Quote

Cosmonaut 1: [during crypto's speech] Why are we not being allowed in area just north of here?
Cosmonaut 2: Da, what are you having to hide?
Crypto: Why? Coz that's where the Blisk are and they don't want you finding out that they're a bunch of lobsters from outer space.
Cosmonaut 2: Lobsters from space? What kind of dumbkovs are you taking us for?
Crypto: The kind that let lobsters from outer space take over their entire country!
Cosmonaut 1: That's stupid! What evidence are you having to mistrust Bliskeviks?
Crypto: Evidence? They're controlling your mind!
Cosmonaut 1: Tsssk... I am thinking Comrade Cosmonaut Leonid is drinking too much Revelade.
Crypto: They're giant freaking lobsters! From outer freaking space!
Cosmonaut 2: Tssk... we are seeing the long term psychological effects of space travel. Poor Leonid.
Crypto: They're taking away your vodka!
Cosmonaut 1, Cosmonaut 2: Gasp!

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