Destroy All Humans! (VG) Quotes
Crypto: You expect me to beg, human?
KGB Agent: No, little Furon. I expect you to die! [he pulls out his gun; Crypto pulls out his]
Crypto: Mine's bigger, Ivan.
KGB Agent: No, little Furon. I expect you to die! [he pulls out his gun; Crypto pulls out his]
Crypto: Mine's bigger, Ivan.
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Cosmonaut 1: [during crypto's speech] Why are we not being allowed in area just north of here?
Cosmonaut 2: Da, what are you having to hide?
Crypto: Why? Coz that's where the Blisk are and they don't want you finding out that they're a bunch of lobsters from outer space.
Cosmonaut 2: Lobsters from space? What kind of dumbkovs are you taking us for?
Crypto: The kind that let lobsters from outer space take over their entire country!
Cosmonaut 1: That's stupid! What evidence are you having to mistrust Bliskeviks?
Crypto: Evidence? They're controlling your mind!
Cosmonaut 1: Tsssk... I am thinking Comrade Cosmonaut Leonid is drinking too much Revelade.
Crypto: They're giant freaking lobsters! From outer freaking space!
Cosmonaut 2: Tssk... we are seeing the long term psychological effects of space travel. Poor Leonid.
Crypto: They're taking away your vodka!
Cosmonaut 1, Cosmonaut 2: Gasp!
Cosmonaut 2: Da, what are you having to hide?
Crypto: Why? Coz that's where the Blisk are and they don't want you finding out that they're a bunch of lobsters from outer space.
Cosmonaut 2: Lobsters from space? What kind of dumbkovs are you taking us for?
Crypto: The kind that let lobsters from outer space take over their entire country!
Cosmonaut 1: That's stupid! What evidence are you having to mistrust Bliskeviks?
Crypto: Evidence? They're controlling your mind!
Cosmonaut 1: Tsssk... I am thinking Comrade Cosmonaut Leonid is drinking too much Revelade.
Crypto: They're giant freaking lobsters! From outer freaking space!
Cosmonaut 2: Tssk... we are seeing the long term psychological effects of space travel. Poor Leonid.
Crypto: They're taking away your vodka!
Cosmonaut 1, Cosmonaut 2: Gasp!
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KGB Agent: We cannot contain the virus! We must destroy the cure!
Crypto: Way to mix those cliches. Whose translating this anyway? You oughta get your money back, lat me show you how it's done. Yippee-ki-ya Mother Russia!
Crypto: Way to mix those cliches. Whose translating this anyway? You oughta get your money back, lat me show you how it's done. Yippee-ki-ya Mother Russia!
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Orthopox-13: Oh, we're doomed! Our race will clone itself into the genetic trash can! Oh, tragedy!... Unless...
Crypto: Unless what?
Orthopox-13: Unless you can overload the laser guidance system!
Crypto: The what?
Orthopox-13: The dishes, Crypto!
Crypto: Right, do the dishes, save the world. Whatever happened to destroying all humans?
Orthopox-13: Let this be a lesson to you, Cryoto: the best laid plans can be derailed by a case of the crabs!
Crypto: Unless what?
Orthopox-13: Unless you can overload the laser guidance system!
Crypto: The what?
Orthopox-13: The dishes, Crypto!
Crypto: Right, do the dishes, save the world. Whatever happened to destroying all humans?
Orthopox-13: Let this be a lesson to you, Cryoto: the best laid plans can be derailed by a case of the crabs!
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Orthopox: Now that their President is dead, the human senators are voting for a new President and the vote is agonisingly close!
Cryptosporidium: Doesn't the Vice President automatically become President?
Orthopox: Just shut up and kill those senators before they get to the Capitol!
Cryptosporidium: Doesn't the Vice President automatically become President?
Orthopox: Just shut up and kill those senators before they get to the Capitol!
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Seargent Fauxhall: Private Danza has been caught selling bazookas to the Soviets. Also he may have some photos... I was young, I needed the money...
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