Destination Wedding Quotes

Lindsay: Don't you believe there is someone for everyone?
Frank: Close. I believe that there is nobody for anyone.

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Lindsay: Why didn't we meet seven years ago?
Frank: Just lucky I guess.

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Lindsay: Do you wanna have children?
Frank: I'd rather be dead in a ditch.

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Frank: Why would anyone have my mother as their maid of honor?
Lindsay: I know, it's like having the Grim Reaper at your CAT scan.

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Lindsay: Howard left your mother?
Frank: 'Left' is not a strong enough word. Fled.
Lindsay: For an older woman?
Frank: He would have left for an otter. Anyway, leaving is leaving.
Lindsay: No, no. Leaving for a younger woman is awful, it's horrible. But leaving for an older woman is perverse.

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[while having sex in the wilderness] Frank: On the off-chance that we are making a baby, do you want a boy or a girl?
Lindsay: You're asking me this now?
Frank: I'm killing time.

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Frank: [Buckling from the weight of carrying Lindsay]. You have a high, specific gravity.
Lindsay: Yeah, dense bones.
Frank: Really deceptive avoirdupois.
Lindsay: This is the slowest I've ever been carried.

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Frank: What brings you to San Luis Obispo?
Lindsay: You don't have to.
Frank: What?
Lindsay: Talk. Honestly, I'd be happier if you didn't.
Frank: Fine.

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